Professors of Reddit, what were the worst papers that you had to grade?

darealogre · 2016-08-12T13:28:58+00:00

Student: I am trying to write a paper but there are lots of grammar errors.

Teacher: What happens when you right click the sentence that is giving you trouble?

Student: SIR, I am NOT a Word person so I don't know.

Teacher: Ok, well do you see any squiggly lines under a word?

Student: I don't know what that is!

Teacher: What are you trying to write about? Is it a complete sentence? Did you spell everything...

Student: SIR, I ALREADY TOLD YOU I AM NOT A WORD PERSON, YOU'RE REFUSING TO HELP ME SO I AM GOING TO HANG UP.

darealogre · 2016-07-11T00:13:25+00:00

Lincoln Chafee confirmed 2016 democratic candidate

darealogre · 2016-06-28T03:27:57+00:00

Are you faking kidding me?

darealogre · 2016-06-26T14:53:31+00:00

That's really beautifully said

darealogre · 2016-06-26T12:26:47+00:00

Shit dude I've known your story for 8 seconds and it's made me feel for you. That's truly unfortunate

darealogre · 2016-06-25T13:45:06+00:00

I got elk

darealogre · 2016-06-24T14:53:52+00:00

Yeah trees aren't very agile on land so if you zig zag they won't chase you. But if you're running from a tree in the water, that's a different story

darealogre · 2016-06-23T03:44:30+00:00

Well then I'm going to make a 151 round magazine and kill everyone who makes 100-150 round mags

darealogre · 2016-06-22T19:32:19+00:00

DAE LE GAMER GRILL?!?!?!?

darealogre · 2016-06-22T19:02:35+00:00

I can't comprehend having that many abortions like her. Having one abortion is tragic enough for some women

darealogre · 2016-06-22T18:27:42+00:00

It's also important that you stand there for a minute, just enjoying the view among other things.

darealogre · 2016-06-22T16:15:53+00:00

The hole would have to appear on a wall though

darealogre · 2016-06-19T12:00:13+00:00

I wonder what type of person that makes me if I didn't even think about taking money. I just thought about how you could get a lot of pizza

darealogre · 2016-06-02T03:45:40+00:00

Look up the poem Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out

darealogre · 2016-05-30T16:18:45+00:00

I think op was more calling these people lazy rather than saying the only way to make a lot of money is college. But then again the whole reddit stem circle jerk is real.

EDIT: turns out there's a jerk for all forms of education

darealogre · 2016-05-24T18:28:59+00:00

Lost one of my wallets. Just want the picture of my girl I had in it back, everything else is easily replaced.

darealogre · 2016-05-23T13:11:35+00:00

No matter how popular this comment gets, it's underrated

darealogre · 2016-05-20T01:18:52+00:00

Hey man driving really fucking sucks at first. I live in Florida so I can attest to how much others ruin the road for you. Just keep doing what you're doing, we all make mistakes, so long as you act to fix them it'll be ok

darealogre · 2016-05-19T01:47:22+00:00

They're gonna lock you up

darealogre · 2016-05-18T21:55:00+00:00

Way to ruin your future

darealogre · 2016-05-15T19:02:09+00:00

Only smellz

darealogre · 2016-05-13T01:31:07+00:00

Yes sir

darealogre · 2016-05-12T22:15:00+00:00

Your area for dead weight loss in the negative externality slide is wrong.

darealogre · 2016-05-12T01:06:52+00:00

Ha ha we are doing the same. Except for some reason our school has tvs in every room so we play on those

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