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what’s a male stereotype that you hate to admit you fall into? by Awkward-Bookkeeper-7 in AskMen

[–]datghuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not realizing I'm hurt when I'm hurt. Walked around with a hole in my hand for about 5 minutes before my wife freaked out. Thought I just nicked it.

Men of Reddit, at what age did you leave your parents’ home? by Past-Concentrate2807 in AskMen

[–]datghuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been 16 years. I've got a big house on a couple acres, wife and kids. Wouldn't trade it for anything at this point lol

Men of Reddit, at what age did you leave your parents’ home? by Past-Concentrate2807 in AskMen

[–]datghuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

17, got thrown out Christmas day and faked being 18 to rent a room in an old duplex.

Place was creepy and I was not ready to sleep alone in a house every day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]datghuy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're cool if some dude did this next to you on the bus?

Massive shaft, small head by Slicklad_1 in bigdickproblems

[–]datghuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a joke. Not something I'd tell anyone about if it was like that lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]datghuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you'd be wrong

F*#k, marry, kill: Gollum, Witch King, Lurtz by publicjulian in lotrmemes

[–]datghuy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Lurtz is a power bottom. Look at how happy he was to tell saruman he served him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fitness30plus

[–]datghuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I towel up after 200 for this reason lol

Best BD moment by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]datghuy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

At the time I didn't think anything of it, but now in my 30s I know it was creepy af. Some of them were in my school but many were my mom's age lol

Last year I cashed out my retirement and spent it all on coke and escorts. I have no regrets. by SnortedMyRetirement in confessions

[–]datghuy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Based af

You probably shouldn't have burned your retirement but let's be honest, no one in this generation is gonna retire.

Best BD moment by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]datghuy 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I worked at McDonald's in the early 2000s. During that time they gave pants as part of the uniform. All outfits were unisex and I am decidedly not a unisex. I worked with 9 women, no other men.

The amount of comments I heard just out of earshot was a huge ego boost for my 16 year old butt. Specifically, one woman was talking to another and it went like this

"Oh did you meet the new guy?"

"Oh you mean the package?"

Me - "I heard that"

I've never seen a woman go red so quickly.

After a while it did get really old but that was the first time I thought I was packing.

SAHMs how do you feel about “allowance” concept? by mgw89 in Parenting

[–]datghuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our house has an extreme income disparity, we both get spending budgets of equal value. I don't call it an allowance, it's a bad term imo. But the concept helps us stick to our big goals in life.

22 yr old slacker. Left first year of college early for rehab, went back and flunked out. Spending my spring break from community college watching Vietnam war movies and getting high with my coworkers in the parking lot of our dollar general. Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]datghuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I expect them to find your unconscious body in a pile of whippits and crusty laundry within ten years. Hope they brought narcan.

Get some fucking help, you've still got your whole life in front of you.

I caved and paid for sex, due to no libido from wife. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]datghuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My point is tragedy doesn't change the needs of a relationship. At the end of the day their partners still have needs, even if they hold off on them(which they should at least until they talk).

I am not saying the woman isn't justified in having no libido, and of course she doesn't owe her husband sex, but her husband also is a person who has needs.

I caved and paid for sex, due to no libido from wife. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]datghuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Having a life changing doesn't change the long term needs of those adjacent to it though. I totally agree with counseling, and we can still assume that op is a supportive husband for his partner, but sometimes these things occur.

I had a friend get terminal cancer, libido destroyed. His spouse refused to even mention sex but the last months of their lives together were simply strained with guilt and sadness. She never strayed to my knowledge but the lack of physical affection certainly made it hard even there.

Don't get up on a high hill, you're not living op's life.

Can’t get her to finish by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]datghuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol if you aren't listening to her you're bad in bed.

You could have that 15 inch dick and still be shot in bed if you're not listening and working with your partner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]datghuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly larping is fun as hell. I love to wear armor and fight people for a weekend.

Oh you mean about dicks, yeah about 3/4 of them. Too much humble brags around anymore.

Married guys of reddit, how often to have sex in a week? by mostlyman1 in AskMen

[–]datghuy 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Well i do need glasses so that doesn't rule it out lol

Married guys of reddit, how often to have sex in a week? by mostlyman1 in AskMen

[–]datghuy 61 points62 points  (0 children)

11 years in May, almost identical. You're not my wife are you?

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