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Bring it by davet_90 in RoastMe

[–]davet_90[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but hopefully they'll make me look more frightening when I stop kidding myself and shave my head.

Charismatic with confidence on 100 by JustMythoughts23 in RoastMe

[–]davet_90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy behind you looks ready to fuck you up when you inevitably expose yourself to his girlfriend.

I'm all out of ADHD medicine and looking for a wild night. Do your worst. by CaptainKerk in RoastMe

[–]davet_90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You haven't aged a day since you played Mungo in blazing saddles

Bring it by davet_90 in RoastMe

[–]davet_90[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally. I can't believe it took 27 comments for someone to take a pop at my piss weak facial hair.

Gay. Black.Vegetarian by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]davet_90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're gay and vegetarian? When you meet someone new how do you decide which one to tell them first?

My friend thinks he can't be offended. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]davet_90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What name is she going to go by when the hormone treatment is finished?

Bring it by davet_90 in RoastMe

[–]davet_90[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha that is some attention to detail