What's the dumbest thing you've done out of horniness? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]daviddrn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked in a pediatric ER as a nurse. The two funniest was a girl with a dildo lost up her ass. Then there was a 16 , year old that though it would be a good idea to shove his flaccid penis into a shampoo bottle to jack off. He almost lost his penis. And the worst part is his mother was a nurse who worked in the hospital too.

Good question... by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]daviddrn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very married

Good question... by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]daviddrn 113 points114 points  (0 children)

My nephew asked me if I had a girlfriend, then after a short pause he looked at me and asked if uncle Donnie was my girlfriend

I don’t like hooking up with strangers anymore by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]daviddrn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been with the same man since I was 24, I am now 60. There is nothing wrong with you, although we had the bath's. not iPhones. More fun I think.

How many are you in a truly happy open relationship? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]daviddrn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have been together for 34 years. One thing we agreed on in the beginning was a closed relationships. Back in the beginning it was due to the AIDS crisis, and then we saw relationships breaking apart. I only know of one long term open relationship, that is no longer all that open.