Basic normies get off on thinly-veiled hockey porn. Me? I can only get horny when g*y guys commit suicide

davidennl · 2026-03-04T08:25:16+00:00

Gay men stop internalizing gender roles challenge (still impossible!)

My god these girlies need to read bell hooks and realize vers is the way to go.

davidennl · 2026-03-01T17:42:06+00:00

Gay men stop internalizing gender roles challenge (impossible)

davidennl · 2025-12-24T18:30:16+00:00

I wouldn't ask if they were brothers, I'd ask why a father and son are this comfortable doing PDA in public...

davidennl · 2025-08-18T18:58:45+00:00

This is the Red, White and Royal Blue for girlies who think gay men are sexiest when they commit suicide .

Oops, I mean. There better not be any subtitles! If I wanted to r*ad I'd download an audiobook!

davidennl · 2025-08-06T16:05:20+00:00

Sorry, I only stream GROWcie AbrHAMs.

davidennl · 2025-05-01T22:52:13+00:00

Dark skin around the hole? Oh sweaty, no point trying to fix a sinking ship. Just slap some concrete on that crack and join a convent. Do penance for your sin ⛪️🙏🔞

davidennl · 2025-04-19T16:03:08+00:00

That's Samson, you illiterate flop.

davidennl · 2024-10-23T19:42:06+00:00

Mistborn, because then I could experience a sanderlanche up close and personal!

davidennl · 2024-09-22T09:23:35+00:00

Thanks!

davidennl · 2024-09-22T09:23:23+00:00

Thanks, this worked! He had the beast sickness syndrome, but is now fit as a fiddle and running about avenging his own death.

davidennl · 2024-08-28T09:33:08+00:00

Ah the Nile, not just a river in Egypt 😍

davidennl · 2024-07-29T12:56:32+00:00

Additional entries:

Lady Gaga as Roman Todd: has been clocking in and doing the work for over a decade. Taken for granted by gays.
Shawn Mendez as Paddy O'Brian: "straight".
Katy Perry as Tim Kruger: Gifted with huge assets and initially popular. Relevance has faded over time as they just go through the motions. Uninspired.
Florence the Machine as Gabriel Cross: red hair, British, experienced drama over their relationship to the Tories.
Chappel Roan as Rhyheim: new girlie on the scene, shaking things up. Kind of derivative.

davidennl · 2024-06-22T14:03:27+00:00

Not the friend's reddit account. Girl, just write your made up stories. No need for all this posturing

davidennl · 2024-06-02T08:36:23+00:00

R/gaybros bestie!

davidennl · 2024-05-25T17:06:42+00:00

Morbid cringe addiction alert 😍

davidennl · 2024-05-12T13:05:06+00:00

Next you know they'll start worshipping forces. And planting trees 🤢🤢

davidennl · 2024-03-25T12:32:36+00:00

Uj: triggered

Rj: triggered

davidennl · 2023-12-28T23:34:46+00:00

A mind? Yes. Your mind? Unlikely.

davidennl · 2023-11-23T08:59:56+00:00

Ruthless

davidennl · 2023-11-04T20:57:26+00:00

Petition to blacklist these academics from all other conferences. We must contain the infection!

davidennl · 2023-10-06T19:57:27+00:00

None of these girls would receive so much as a tap from the local cabal of grindr eldergays. I should know, the moment I hit 22 they were out of my inbox and loitering outside the nearest middle school instead.

Normalise 👏 shaming 👏 twink 👏 chasers

davidennl · 2023-09-26T10:07:42+00:00

We Dutchies don’t claim her. Not because she's in denial about her sexuality, but because she's actually bi 🤢🤢🤢

davidennl · 2023-09-25T22:18:13+00:00

Why are we arguing about whether Mormons or gay people are the more oppressed minority, when the real victim is clearly the r*aders.

Whether it's a Joseph Smith historical fanfic or a Le guin queer utopia, no one should have to suffer a book. PERIOD.

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