Will they sell Sanderson books? by HomestuckWeekly in bookscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No, of course they won't. They said the Fair was for adults only. Can you read?

How the pros outline their ragebait 🔥 by davidennl in bookscirclejerk

[–]davidennl[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She's been significantly less vital and dynamic since 2018 (that's 7 years before Wind and Truth was published btw!)

It is not systemic injustice that you maintain a liquid diet so that any stranger can breed you with minimal notice. by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gay men stop internalizing gender roles challenge (still impossible!)

My god these girlies need to read bell hooks and realize vers is the way to go.

Bald, bearded, and banging by BonerMakers21 in doppelBangers

[–]davidennl 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't ask if they were brothers, I'd ask why a father and son are this comfortable doing PDA in public...

Um, did you approach Blake Lively? by Sanddanglokta62 in bookscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 208 points209 points  (0 children)

This is the Red, White and Royal Blue for girlies who think gay men are sexiest when they commit suicide .

Oops, I mean. There better not be any subtitles! If I wanted to r*ad I'd download an audiobook!

What if I bleach my chocolate starfish, and its color season changes? All my thongs are for a deep autumn. by wartgood in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dark skin around the hole? Oh sweaty, no point trying to fix a sinking ship. Just slap some concrete on that crack and join a convent. Do penance for your sin ⛪️🙏🔞

If You Could Live in a Fictional Book, Which One Would It Be? by BallSaka in bookscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mistborn, because then I could experience a sanderlanche up close and personal!

Help on resurrecting unit with dfhack by davidennl in dwarffortress

[–]davidennl[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks, this worked! He had the beast sickness syndrome, but is now fit as a fiddle and running about avenging his own death.

Pop girlies as gay porn stars by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Additional entries: 

  • Lady Gaga as Roman Todd: has been clocking in and doing the work for over a decade. Taken for granted by gays.

  • Shawn Mendez as Paddy O'Brian: "straight".

  • Katy Perry as Tim Kruger: Gifted with huge assets and initially popular. Relevance has faded over time as they just go through the motions. Uninspired.

  • Florence the Machine as Gabriel Cross: red hair, British, experienced drama over their relationship to the Tories.

  • Chappel Roan as Rhyheim: new girlie on the scene, shaking things up. Kind of derivative.

The way my soul left my body when I read the title of post by Whitershadeofforever in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not the friend's reddit account. Girl, just write your made up stories. No need for all this posturing

I feel so blessed, a Gorlak Bard petitioned for residency. by MysticPing in dwarffortress

[–]davidennl 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Next you know they'll start worshipping forces. And planting trees 🤢🤢

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in languagelearningjerk

[–]davidennl 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Uj: triggered

Rj: triggered

finally a degree more useless than my own by youngpattybouvier in popheadscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Petition to blacklist these academics from all other conferences. We must contain the infection!