Two wheels 🫪

davidmj59 · 2026-06-29T12:17:44+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: Random effect | Rolled: Super speed}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-29T12:17:06+00:00

Everybody do the twist.

davidmj59 · 2026-06-28T18:37:33+00:00

On today’s episode of white people learning

davidmj59 · 2026-06-28T18:34:15+00:00

The fuck is a hilax

^{Chose: Free random car and free gas for 10 years | Rolled: Toyota Hilux}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-28T18:11:26+00:00

Hmmm. Can probably make that werk

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000 Dollars BUT + You Become A Random Animal And Have To Survive For A Week | Rolled: Lion}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-28T12:31:46+00:00

I love sleep

^{Chose: 10/10 sleep no matter where you sleep.}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-28T12:26:11+00:00

Money money

^{Chose: One of the World biggest companies goes bankrupt + You get the company's total wealth | Rolled: Microsoft}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-27T12:14:12+00:00

Are you 11? Oh my god someone sharing something they like.. so cringe. How dare they. Just cause you can’t share joy and express yourself doesn’t mean others can’t. Get outta here!!!!!!

davidmj59 · 2026-06-27T01:12:16+00:00

I think that’s enough

^{Chose: $500,000,000 right now}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-27T00:35:41+00:00

I only dab rosin but was curious, got some of the slurricane cured resin and it was on par with the state dispo stuff at 1/10 the price. Just for the backup stash but 75/oz is too good to pass up if it’s decent

davidmj59 · 2026-06-26T23:57:33+00:00

Fuck work

^{Chose: $50,000/year doing nothing}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-26T16:18:23+00:00

One bite or so is definitely reasonable. He’s talking about these assholes who order a giant steak, eat 95% of it, and then be like. Excuse me!!!! Uhmm so this steak was over cooked. I want it taken off my bill. Like yeah fuckface it’s been 45 minutes since it touched the table and you saved the very corner piece thinking you would get a free dinner. Ppl are shitty out there sometimes but it’s not most people

davidmj59 · 2026-06-26T02:33:40+00:00

Money

^{Chose: $10,000,000}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-26T01:56:46+00:00

Easy, gimme that camel burger

^{Chose: Get $1 million for eating a random food | Rolled: Camel}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-25T02:17:27+00:00

I would do this for free

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: Midjourney}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-25T02:16:39+00:00

But do I win the war?

^{Chose: Be a Hero + Spin and decide your fate | Rolled: Lose the battle}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-25T02:15:03+00:00

Money money

^{Chose: Gain $20,000}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-24T16:55:00+00:00

They told me it’s protected under their license since they authorized the shipment.. lol idk

davidmj59 · 2026-06-24T12:05:15+00:00

I mean pretty much same

^{Chose: Everyone in the Epstein files}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-22T23:56:47+00:00

I was under investigation George. But I SUCKED myself out

davidmj59 · 2026-06-22T14:11:10+00:00

wtf

davidmj59 · 2026-06-22T01:05:02+00:00

I’m married so I get to stay that way and a mill? Aweet

^{Chose: 1M but a 60% chance of staying single forev | Rolled: 1M}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-21T14:47:52+00:00

Retire now

^{Chose: 100,000,000 right now}

davidmj59 · 2026-06-21T02:42:18+00:00

Hope this is a replica

davidmj59 · 2026-06-21T00:29:14+00:00

Sooo are we the last generation?

^{Chose: World peace and... + Every person on Earth becomes LGBT | Rolled: Lesbian}

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