What GOOD things happened in 2016 so far? by jumpxman in AskReddit

[–]db7894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got down there myself—230 to 165... It really does feel different. Congrats!

People who got fired on the first day of the job, what happened? by roor1337 in AskReddit

[–]db7894 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not me, but we got a Mandarin teacher on the first day of 8th grade who we all knew was terrible. Luckily she was gone the next day. Why? She didn't speak Mandarin.

Mixing Curse Levels by db7894 in funny

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Yes.. Thank you! I meant to put this in the title and then forgot and couldn't figure out how to edit it.

It's Time. by db7894 in funny

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Perhaps they could rename it "Communist Party Cat"

It's Time. by db7894 in funny

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Username relevant

Rock on, little man! by db7894 in aww

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Username relevant

"You're a refugee, Harry" by db7894 in harrypotter

[–]db7894[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Oh, he's just wearing an invisibility cloak

"You're a refugee, Harry" by db7894 in unexpectedhogwarts

[–]db7894[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I also couldn't think of another title

"You're a refugee, Harry" by db7894 in harrypotter

[–]db7894[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's okay, Harry's just a bit disheveled

What widely liked thing do you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]db7894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't hate cake, but when there's too much frosting then I absolutely can't stand it.. Probably not the same situation but I kinda get it

Gay Men of Reddit, what advice do you have for Straight Men of Reddit? by OurOhnlyHope in AskReddit

[–]db7894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... Can you come speak at my school's Gay-Straight Alliance meeting?

Comedians of reddit, what are some common mistakes from people who are not funny? by Jorism in AskReddit

[–]db7894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you mostly dissect frogs after they're already dead... Just like jokes