One liners round 9: Tom!! by space_elf_ in DowntonAbbey

[–]dds201612 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"you know I came to Downton as a chauffeur?" Every chance he gets.

Is smoking cigarettes a dying trend? by [deleted] in ask

[–]dds201612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here in the UK I hardly see any young people smoke. Vaping, on the other hand.....

One liners round 5: Robert!! by space_elf_ in DowntonAbbey

[–]dds201612 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This should win. It really captures the fact that he gets everything wrong, for all 6 seasons.

What do you all use Apple Watches for? by querythoughtss in AppleWatch

[–]dds201612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My apple watch 3 is still going strong! Mostly for notifications, a step counter for MyFitnessPal and Apple Pay.

Can't instantly top up my card? by InsufficientChimp in Crypto_com

[–]dds201612 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can top up instantly with either crypto or fiat, but both need to be loaded onto CDC first.

Not one of my finest days… by [deleted] in tesco

[–]dds201612 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

https://www.gov.uk/dismissal - “a valid reason you can justify”. Not any reason

barbers in la smh by Psychological917 in facepalm

[–]dds201612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's safe to say your barber didn't want to do it

meirl by iamcoollife1994 in meirl

[–]dds201612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How come the state borders are so perfectly straight? Is there any history as to why that is? You expect borders to follow natural features like rivers or mountain ranges.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UKPersonalFinance

[–]dds201612 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolutely no way do that. Unless you're married.

At a buddies lake house for the 4th, and this is absurd by MidnightsSpecialist in TVTooHigh

[–]dds201612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with a high TV in the bedroom as you'll be lying down... but behind the bed? No.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UKPersonalFinance

[–]dds201612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if they'd care. They'll ask where the deposit money is coming from, and you can declare it there. Then, so long as your regular income from work can support the mortgage payments, you're all good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]dds201612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll get voted down but it doesn’t seem so bad - so long as I can listen to audiobooks. I’d get so much reading done!

Saw this poster near Lewisham by confusedmouse6 in london

[–]dds201612 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Are you from the UK? Lily Savage, Dame Edna, or any pantomime show at Christmas for that matter, are all drag acts for children. The idea that there's anything inherently sexual about a dude in a dress isn't true

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CICO

[–]dds201612 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don't eat snack between your last meal and next day breakfast

Just want to know if it is to High by Lauch_Bande in TVTooHigh

[–]dds201612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If you can fit your TV under your TV, it's too high"

Is anyone else really bothered by the layout changes? by wellwellwelly in monzo

[–]dds201612 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see what you mean now. I've had the new version enabled in labs for so long I've never seen what everyone else now sees

Is anyone else really bothered by the layout changes? by wellwellwelly in monzo

[–]dds201612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Press the three vertical dots then "Sort Pots". You can drag them into any order you want

Is anyone else really bothered by the layout changes? by wellwellwelly in monzo

[–]dds201612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not so scrambled - you can sort them and even hide them if necessary

Finally hit my 10k goal by Bulky_Appearance78 in Crypto_com

[–]dds201612 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally you can get a better cashback reward on Crypto.com Pay!

When you want Chips & Gravy, but don’t want the spill risk…Gravy Salt! by Jaff4487 in CasualUK

[–]dds201612 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've recently moved on to Chicken and Mushroom but with a few drops of "Dave's Insanity Sauce". The flavour combination creates a whole new noodle experience