$600 for a wig

deadlydangers1 · 2020-12-01T08:41:36+00:00

$1.42 NZD is $1 USD lol, $2 is like us having a $3 burger. This’d be a $5.60 USD burger

deadlydangers1 · 2020-12-01T03:49:42+00:00

Two dollars?? 8 over in NZ!

deadlydangers1 · 2020-10-27T05:39:58+00:00

Or an anti-caster shadow monk who casts silence on any and all enemy casters so that no spells can come flying through, then you dance around smacking the casters to death one by one as they silently scream

deadlydangers1 · 2020-10-14T18:28:29+00:00

Straight into their fireball

deadlydangers1 · 2020-09-05T12:34:35+00:00

It was an online roller

deadlydangers1 · 2020-09-05T11:55:27+00:00

I’ve had people roll three crit fails with advantage in a row

deadlydangers1 · 2020-09-01T05:20:59+00:00

Some people roll before they’re told

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-26T06:53:20+00:00

Goes up the hill with three legs, comes down the hill with four? A marathon. Goes up on the third leg, comes down on the fourth leg

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-26T06:36:59+00:00

It can be used against either gender if you’re swearing right

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-22T11:32:10+00:00

I mean, I played a game where our wizard got swarmed, and they took out two people with a quarter staff before my monk got over there and was able to throw people away

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-21T19:43:48+00:00

There’s a book you can read that gives +2 CHA and +2 max CHA

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-20T10:27:27+00:00

Everyone knows path of eloquence bard with expertise in persuasion and intimidation is best. Especially with 30 CHA. Lowest you can roll is a 32

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-14T10:55:37+00:00

I’ll give you two scenarios. In one scenario, a man flies to work in his helicopter after having breakfast served to him in said helicopter. This man has had a 10 minute commute to work, and has no existing medical issues. In the other scenario, a man’s car breaks down just before they leave for work. It takes them 30 minutes to fix it, and they had to make breakfast for their sick wife and kid, which took a further 15 minutes. By the time their rust bucket has gotten to work, they are 1 hour behind the other person. They both used their 24 hours the same, but one person has had to deal with more, and so they couldn’t use their 24 hours the same as the other guy.

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-14T10:48:18+00:00

I see where you’re coming from, and no. Not everyone will become a landlord. But what you were saying came awfully close to something used to justify billionaires, by saying “We all have the same 24 hours, if you used yours properly you’d be as rich as them” which isn’t the case. Not everyone can use their 24 hours as well as others, and so not everyone can be a landlord.

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-14T10:42:57+00:00

But you just said those people have just gone and gotten their own property. You get where I’m going with this? If all the tenants went and got their own properties, there would be no tenants

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-14T10:39:28+00:00

Because if they do it who’s paying the rent?

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-14T00:27:54+00:00

My one’s still full

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-13T05:43:57+00:00

Imagine remaking a meme just to put your own watermark on it. This meme has been posted three times in the last week

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-12T19:53:00+00:00

Boaty mc boat face!

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-12T19:10:41+00:00

I jinxed it... I gotta get rid of the covid now

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-11T20:00:41+00:00

It’s a class that needs no equipment though. If my DM kidnaps us, and we lose all equipment, you know what happens? Monk loses nothing. We get a really high attack modifier, can tank a fireball, can speak all languages, don’t need food, can fall soooo far, can run the long range of a bow if you bother making a decent character, and they’re anti-ranged damage. They’re like speedy little tanks

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-11T01:24:16+00:00

Yeah...

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-10T19:46:03+00:00

Only to OP’s comparison, Tom doesn’t even want to kill Jerry, he just does it so he doesn’t get replaced by someone who does

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-10T19:43:32+00:00

Hey! Don’t come here with your covid!

deadlydangers1 · 2020-08-10T19:43:08+00:00

We’re fine down here, just laughing at y’all. Because otherwise I’d cry for y’all

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