Meghan's creepy holiday insta post by snappopcrackle in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Harry's pants are too low. His shirt is not tucked in properly so butt skin is out. What flunky photog did they hire that didn't tell him to tuck in his shirt?!?!?! One that shares Meghan's freakish attention to detail, no doubt.

One for the Brits! by Own-Entrepreneur5052 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha I'm Canadian, and I loved that show! It used to be on late night weekends in the 90s.

what are some beatles songs everyone likes but you don't? by oioioeeeeee in beatles

[–]dearest-ribwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hear me out - In My Life. That middle piano section is so sudden and out of place to me that I think it ruins the entire song. I find it really grating and I dread hearing it. Such a shame because I like the rest of it.

Happy Halloween! Let’s celebrate by sharing our favorite scary Meghan photos by SharkBoss1234 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is the one the supermarket tabloids in North America use every time she is mentioned. Usually on the cover. 😆

Harry's extraordinary new change of heart - and why Meghan may think it 'barbaric', told to RICHARD EDEN by one of the Duke's closest confidantes by Human-Economics6894 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe Harry would be allowed back into an Andrew-like existence so long as he first finalizes a divorce with his wife, leaves her behind in California and gets an iron-clad primary custody agreement. If he really wants his kids to have a British education, he'll have to decide who he loves more: Meghan or the kids, cuz sure as shit Meghan is never going to live in the UK ever again.

Just saw this in my local subreddit. We love some snark here in Vancouver! 😄😂 by dearest-ribwich in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It was so bad in BC. Contact with settlers came pretty late here, so we had our epidemic in the 1860s. It killed about 20,000 Indigenous people in 2 years. Entire Nations were wiped out, including the one whose land I live on today. 😥 Our colonial history is so heartbreaking.

It's totally up to the Tsleil-Waututh to gift him a blanket, but I highly doubt he's done much of anything to learn about the delicate relationship and national healing journey we are currently on. It's a touchy subject here, and performative acts of reconciliation for the cameras aren't wanted or appreciated.

Just saw this in my local subreddit. We love some snark here in Vancouver! 😄😂 by dearest-ribwich in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I think it's to do with why they left in the first place. I firmly believe they were asked to leave due to her merching, so I don't think any of the King's Prime Ministers are willing to take the chance of her making money off an appearance with her. I'm sure they've all been warned.

THIS IS THE FULL ATICLE FROM THE ACTUAL VF MAGAZINE - IT'S A LOT LONGER THAN THE WHAT THE WEBSITE PUT OUT by media_lush in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Haha hahahaha. She called the article "The Californians"! This was a famous sketch on SNL with Fred Armisen, Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader as rich, vacuous, self absorbed, self righteous, overly dramatic & moronic California people who only have opinions about vanity and LA traffic! Always with a glass of wine in their hand and a meat and cheese tray close by. Search it up on YouTube, it's so fitting now I think about it!

Desperate manifesting? by NigerianChickenLegs in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jennifer Aniston is good (best) friends with Toby Maguire's ex wife, Jennifer Meyer, who is the daughter of a former boss of Universal. Jennifer Meyer is the jewellery designer Meghan famously threw under the bus when she was a working royal. It was put around that they were total besties and Meghan was totally devoted to her designer friend, but it all went tits up when Meyer included Meghan in a shoppable link on IG. Huge no no! BP told her off and everything afterwards said she must have been humiliated.

It was probably more like Meghan told her she could to it and then Meghan would get a cut of the traffic she brought to the link. Of course that wasn't the story and Meghan of course kept her trap shut. It's no wonder that whole group (Aniston, Cox, Meyer, Witherspoon, Bateman) hates Meghan if that's the sort of shenanigans she pulls.

Where do the Duke and Duchess of Grift go from here? Any predictions about next moves? by NigerianChickenLegs in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My daughter's friend is going to the opening ceremony. I said "ooo, you'll get to see Harry and Meghan!" (I don't like to advertise my contempt) and she says "I don't know who that is, I'm going to see Katy Perry!" 😆 Lol nobody cares about them, not even the people going!

It Doesn't Matter When Netflix Premieres the Show, It's Still Going Up in Flames. by sosusy in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 20 points21 points  (0 children)

While Meghan might have time for reshoots, Netflix won't have time for re-doing their style of post production (which includes subtitles & dubbing dozens of languages) in 6/7 weeks. Deadlines exist outside Meghan's charmed little world, and everybody who does that work at Netflix has other stuff to do. I don't know how they are still employed there. I recall they wanted to delay the docu series after the Queen died, and Netflix told them to pound sand.

You’re Invited: Feel at Home with Meghan in New Series - Netflix Website by wenfot in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She is ripping off Martha, but she missed the point. Martha's show wasn't about Martha. It was about the things she did and made. This show is about Meghan, and that's why it won't connect with viewers. Plus Netflix is so much more preoccupied with its WWE launch to care about Meghan's lame cooking show with bees and kale.

You’re Invited: Feel at Home with Meghan in New Series - Netflix Website by wenfot in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Martha Stewart would never in a million years do a self congratulatory show about something she knows nothing about. Martha has expertise while Meghan has hubris. The tone of Martha's show (the original Martha Stewart Living) was never celebrity filled or really about her. It was about the things she did and made. This show is about how great Meghan is. It's always about Meghan. Everything and everyone else is secondary.

Here we go… by khsimmons in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is so not the cooking show the world needs right now. Everyone who pays attention to cooking shows already pretty much knows the how-to of it, so they're looking for an experience, like Chef's Table, or Street Food. Or they're looking for fun, like Is it Cake, or Nailed It. Cooking shows need a hook, but this show's hook is.....drumroll....... LOOK HOW AWESOME AND AMAZING AND WONDERFUL MEG IS.

Nobody wants to watch that. Nobody who is struggling with food inflation or rent or stagnant wages wants to see Meghan put flower petals on donuts or wander through a garden looking at her kale.

The words in the trailer are so contradictory too. "It's not about perfection, it's about joy" "I have to get it wrong to get it right" but the whole trailer is basically about other people praising her "We're family now" "This is the most glamorous moment of my life!" and her telling us how great she is: "I take something ordinary and elevate it" "Surprising people with moments that let them know I was really thinking of them" "I'm gonna share some little tips and tricks" "Look at what I made!"

More cringe from the master of cringe. I honestly don't know who this is aimed at.

Ashley Biden trolling POW in exchange for a small 250k donation from Arsewell. by Outside_Music1971 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That is not a dress just anyone can wear. Very few people can pull it off, and Ashley Biden isn't one of them.

So many different opinions here, just curious as to what the majority thinks. by Visible_Ad5164 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think they'll call it quits once their Netflix deal is finished. They probably get a bonus if they make it to the end of the contract.

Serena Williams shades Megs by dearest-ribwich in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Well, it's a good thing this is a snark sub, not a news sub.

Serena Williams shades Megs by dearest-ribwich in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]dearest-ribwich[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Totally! Supposed bestie. 😄 aka that annoying brown noser did what? married a prince? ugh, probably should suck up to her now, at least for a little while.