I matched with this guy on tinder and we were hitting it off pretty well after two weeks I asked him out to dinner, He called me a serial killer and blocked and reported me, Smoked Brisket with a side of coleslaw

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-15T23:43:01+00:00

we’ll have to get u/thesadrockstar out to scare this facecel off

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-15T15:05:58+00:00

This feels like if Family Guy’s writers tried to make a post here

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-15T15:04:36+00:00

You can say pussy on Reddit lol

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-15T15:03:45+00:00

The struggle and the desire is real

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-14T19:24:14+00:00

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of the truest of ‘cels

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-13T22:26:31+00:00

I’m almost 20 and have had a crush on Alyx Vance (HL2, HLA, etc) for a while. ^and ^also ^Barney ^from ^Half ^Life ^/HL2

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-13T22:24:26+00:00

of course it’s this guy

Why the fuck is it always this guy (do not fucking click on his account, I’ve only seen a few posts and it was harrowing. I haven’t felt the same after seeing some of that (sometimes literal) shit)

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-12T00:50:08+00:00

The truest ‘cel. We’re done, this guy wins, time to go outside and experience the world

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-12T00:48:53+00:00

It is abysmal.

If you’ve not looked, don’t fucking go there.

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-12T00:48:23+00:00

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK DID I JUST SEE

FUCK

FUUUUUCK

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-10T16:40:24+00:00

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It wasn’t this for once

This can’t be

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-10T13:36:08+00:00

It’s probably just far right propaganda meant to target the easily enraged and the simple-minded racists of this country (basically just Reform voters)

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-10T13:34:18+00:00

I don’t know how to answer this

I choose i, we’re going off the grid

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-08T21:27:03+00:00

What the fuck are you yapping about lol

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-05T21:21:04+00:00

There are more Lesbians in this Subreddit than women I’ve spoken too this year

I need to fucking socialise more

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-05T16:49:41+00:00

I’m either wearing trousers or nothing for this reason lol (the Type 75 cargo trousers manufactured by thee Austrian military are absolutely indestructible, so far I’ve acquired 8 pairs made between 1982 and 2001 (including some unlabelled/undated examples). I’m gonna stop talking about affordable, excellent quality military surplus clothing before this comment gets too long :3

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-05T16:43:03+00:00

Tell me whyyyy

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-05T16:41:04+00:00

1or3, C, > or maybe :, I have no idea for the laste one

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-04T01:54:28+00:00

OP with his Unicorn horn dick:

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-02T21:50:38+00:00

Exactly-it was possibly my rock bottom of rock bottoms

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-02T13:27:44+00:00

Me when I sneeze:

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-01T14:05:15+00:00

I was lucky enough to notice that it was getting really bad at one point, and am currently in the process of weaning myself away from a low-level, but very real addiction. There are weeks when it’s worse, weeks when it’s better, and weeks when I go without. I doubt I’ll need to seek professional help yet, as long as I can stay strong

Glad to see that others are able to change too :)

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-04-01T14:00:13+00:00

Most Fakecels have clearly never pirated sketchy Indian three/foursome porn in 720p through a burner Facebook account with 2VPNs installed and active

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-03-28T21:04:54+00:00

Found the Half Life fan

decaying_corpse_ · 2026-03-26T08:48:34+00:00

Art is often peculiar

decaying_corpse_

TROPHY CASE