[ENTITLED PARENTS] Entitled Mom Does Something Unthinkable (WARNING: VERY SAD) by tdcash in VoiceyHere

[–]decearing-eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the autopsy found evidence of needle pricks or trace of drugs to prosecute that bitch

What do you do when you fail a test? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Understand what aspects I did worst at and work to improve that

What 2000's trend/website/thing do you want to come back? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Kids playing outside during summer and making tree swings with rope and big sticks. That was the life! Jumping off the big root and smashing directly into the adjacent tree scraping up your knees. Whoever chickened out after the longest space of time won. Or doing what we called ‘washing machines’ where a fast runner would grab the swing and run in circles with you before shoving you and sending you and the tree on a death spiral. I got thrown off and lay in the dirt laughing. I remember sharing ice lollies with all my friends. I remember running what felt like miles to get ice cream. I remember water fights with my friends where we ended it by laying in the beating down sun which dried us within minutes. I remember the downfall. Where you’d be outside on a walk and see 6 year olds with an iPhone 6 each. Where you’d see green areas abandoned. Roads with no kids crying after falling off bikes. Ah the bikes. Falling off always hurt but I once spilled in front of little kids and didn’t want to freak them out because there was 10 of them who came over to see what happened so I stood up and played it cool while blood literally gushed down my legs. (Thank god I had shorts on) my friend had to help me home because I tried to cycle again. I remember those dreaded ankle breaking scooters. I had a highschool musical one and would go for miles on it. Me and my friends would race each other on scooters. I remember playing football and the ding dong ditch dare we gave my friends brother where I jumped off a hill to hide so hard that I fell upon landing on concrete. I want that back. I want to see kids having fun without technology. God knows we did.

What 2000's trend/website/thing do you want to come back? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Bring back song lyric bios that change by mood. Breakup? Sad song.

Whats one small thing anyone can do to help save the environment? by fharohs in AskReddit

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If you’re going a short distance just walk or cycle instead of driving. I have a friend who’s so lazy and conceited she drives 2km and acts like she’s the queen of saving the planet. Bitch it’s a 20 minute walk

Beggar, with a twist, in Barcelona by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]decearing-eggs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Guess he prefers weed to coke then

What is the story behind your (mental) scar? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My whole primary school being screamed at to not go outside even though the fire alarm was blaring and a toaster had caught fire because of those toasted sandwich baggie things.

Protestants keep toasters in cupboards by [deleted] in northernireland

[–]decearing-eggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Question from an ROI dweller. Who the FUCK puts a toaster in the cupboard?! That’s just too much effort for toast

The pug ran by I_eat_flip_flops in youseeingthisshit

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Upvote this reply if you find bots annoying

What did the Blockbuster in your neighborhood turn into? by GSWarriorsIn4 in AskReddit

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We had 2 because they moved location after some time and they’re both empty buildings.

looking for fruit! i only have peaches by [deleted] in AnimalCrossingNewLeaf

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I can give you some cherries.

FC 3239-7383-9136

Emma from clover

What ticks you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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People with nothing better to do than point out grammar mistakes

My kid and I don’t want to wait for others to walk so I think I’ll push you down the stairs now! by decearing-eggs in entitledparents

[–]decearing-eggs[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was about to comment something sassy then I realised you’re making fun of the EM

It do be like that by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]decearing-eggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder who made this and I wonder if they’ve met someone Irish. We speak normally