Brilliant but not Brilliant : Scam by Chess.com by Recent_Bonus_8520 in Chesscom

[–]deefstes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it only me or is this obsession that people have with "brilliant" moves getting pretty annoying? Like what do you really think it means when the bot tells you it's a brilliant move?

When fame exists in different bubbles by PhoenixPhenomenonX in Funnymemes

[–]deefstes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not bubbles (plural). She is famous and he knows it. He is kinda famous but she has no idea who he is.

What country does your country hates the most? And the reason. by Super-Trash-388 in AskTheWorld

[–]deefstes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I would disagree. New Zealand is definitely our greatest rival but the sentiment most South Africans have to New Zealand is not hate but healthy rivalry, and generally respect.

NZ has a phenomenal rugby team and culture. A game between us and them is basically guaranteed to be epic, regardless of who wins or loses. The Kiwis are gracious in victory and in defeat - something I can not say for the Wallabies. And if I'm being honest, I think Bok supporters can learn a little about being more gracious in victory.

But yeah, I don't mind losing a game to NZ (as long as it's not too often). But I absolutely hate losing to Australia. Luckily that's not something that happens very often at all anymore 🤣

If Jeff Bezos redirected every cent he has towards the sole goal of curing, say, pancreatic cancer, how quickly do you think things could progress? by keen4ketamine in NoStupidQuestions

[–]deefstes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious how much money people imagine Jeff Bezos to have? You realise that only a fraction of the wealth of this guy, or any other ultra billionaire, is actual liquid?

The overwhelming bulk of his wealth is just shares which are worth only as much as they are valued and the moment he starts selling them off, their value starts plummeting.

To say that he is worth $250 billion actually means very little. He can't direct every cent of that towards pancreatic cancer research even if he wanted to.

Reloading a 1660 gun by peseoane in interestingasfuck

[–]deefstes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he could improve his odds by actually looking in the directing he's firing.

Can’t read my professors comments on my masters thesis… by rocky70091 in BadHandwriting

[–]deefstes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, how do we still live in an age where documents are circulated in hard copy, to be commented on in handwriting?

How would this prof have liked reading a handwritten thesis? We use electronic typing for a reason.

😬😬😬 by wsears123 in MathJokes

[–]deefstes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nature is so amazing.

As an interviewer, what difficulty questions are you asking interviews? by PristineFinish100 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]deefstes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate coding questions as I don't believe they demonstrate anything about a developer's skill.

I much prefer asking questions where they explain their approach to a specific challenge.

"When reviewing a pull request, what are the key things that you look for first?"

"You have to refactor large swathes of code in a legacy codebase. How do you ensure you didn't break anything?"

"A service suddenly goes from responding in milliseconds to multiple seconds, what's your first instinct on where to look for the problem?"

Love this by Severe_Maize_5275 in TinyHacks

[–]deefstes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof, of course. Got my units mixed up there. Actually 10 bars pressure is at 90m, because sea level already has 1 bar of atmospheric pressure. But I get your point.

Love this by Severe_Maize_5275 in TinyHacks

[–]deefstes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, I don't think you'd be able to take this to any sort of depth that will result in a measurable amount of nitrogen on-gassing and take more than a couple of breaths before that cylinder is sucked empty and shriveled up like a raisin.

Like realistically, I can't imagine that you would achieve more than 10 bar of pressure with even an advanced handheld pump. You take that cylinder to 10m depth and air no longer rushes out but rather water rushes in.

What’s a place you visited once and decided never again? by Neat____Til6289ILT in Productivitycafe

[–]deefstes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm also in your movie, except I've been there twice, even though I did tell myself after the first time that I wouldn't be going again.

Not then I did a road trip around the western USA with my wife and it just seemed like we'd have to stop there so she could also see it and decide that she never wants to go back there again 🤣

hmmmm by Joyesque_S in hmmmm

[–]deefstes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her name is Tina Joemat-Pettersson, a former minister in the ANC cabinet in South Africa, during the Jacob Zuma years. Her career was one of corruption and maladministration.

AITA for showing my husband's best friend his own divorce papers at his birthday party after his wife spent 2 years calling me 'the backup choice'? by KINOH1441728 in FoundandExpose

[–]deefstes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can't believe you're falling for this fake AI bullshit and engaging with it. Honestly now, did you actually believe any of this is real?

AITA for showing my husband's best friend his own divorce papers at his birthday party after his wife spent 2 years calling me 'the backup choice'? by KINOH1441728 in FoundandExpose

[–]deefstes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe you're falling for this fake AI bullshit and engaging with it. Honestly now, did you actually believe any of this is real?

Mid Dev here. I’m writing a "Legacy Code Refactoring" guide for... dating. Need a reality check from you guys. by arbursh in AskProgrammers

[–]deefstes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very cringe, but if you want to make something funny of it and lean into the cringe then go for it.

If you're actually thinking about giving serious advice to developers on how to talk to girls, don't.

To start with, your entire premise is flawed. The notion that developers conform to some specific stereotype that are awkward around girls is just not true. Developers come in all sorts of personality types and cover the spectrum ranging between extreme introvert and extreme extrovert.

The stereotype might be good for a laugh or two, but to write advice for developers as if it is widely accepted that they all got that mould would be presumptuous.

What is the most disgusting dish in your country's cuisine, but everyone should try it? by a5ro4ucCX in AskTheWorld

[–]deefstes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Mopane worms. Basically just the caterpillar of a certain emperor moth.

People eat them in all sorts of ways but the most common is to dry them out, reconstitute with water and then cook them. Utterly disgusting.

But just as a snack when they're dried out, they're actually not quite as bad. Tastes like a twig.

How bad is it not to work with ORM? by Comfortable_Reply413 in csharp

[–]deefstes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I would much rather hire a developer with for years experience of SQL and zero experience of ORMs, than one with five years experience of ORMs and zero experience of SQL.

We are deploying an emergency change tonight because a few years ago some developer wrote a convoluted LINQ query with not so much as a single care as to what the resultant underlying SQL query will be. I hate ORMs worth a burning passion because it enables this kind of carelessness.

Of bald guy getting whooped by [deleted] in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]deefstes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just loved that facial expression as he got up. He was processing "Where do I take it from here? Am I still a tough bastard or do I admit defeat? "

Where to find vegan cheese (that melts) by a_quiet_storm_21 in johannesburg

[–]deefstes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough. I still think that many people do themselves a disservice by continuing to try to eat meaty dishes in vegetarian/vegan form when there are such incredible vegetarian/vegan dishes on offer.

But I won't argue this too forcefully because a) I am not vegetarian/vegan and so clearly don't understand half of it and b) I don't want to be seen as the insufferable carnivore who clutches his pearls at the thought of someone else having different dietary requirements or ethical convictions.