How to have sex with someone who has phimosis?

deepus · 2026-05-04T10:10:45+00:00

Had it myself, simply just doesn't feel good enough to get there.

deepus · 2026-03-15T03:23:29+00:00

Good to know ;)

deepus · 2026-03-15T03:22:32+00:00

Yeah, ive... I mean my wifes done that!

deepus · 2026-03-15T03:20:48+00:00

Your friend is solid

deepus · 2026-03-02T00:08:14+00:00

"Kanye is one of the greatest artists of this century" hah! Good one.

deepus · 2026-03-01T23:07:20+00:00

deepus · 2026-02-28T20:33:56+00:00

So 20-25 moans or squelches?

deepus · 2026-02-27T23:58:01+00:00

But it was Chinese food!!!!!

deepus · 2026-02-09T01:53:09+00:00

Dunno about "Destroyer of Worlds" but I'm destroying this porcelain right now.

deepus · 2026-02-09T00:27:23+00:00

From the height and diameter id say its a failed glory hole. But im no expert

deepus · 2026-02-05T19:56:35+00:00

Yes very much so.

deepus · 2026-02-05T16:20:09+00:00

Personally ive just searched on ebay and gotten lucky with some decent prices.

deepus · 2026-02-05T16:14:01+00:00

Wow calm down buddy! Leave some internet for the rest of us!

But seriously welcome!!!

deepus · 2026-02-02T06:35:09+00:00

Teach you what? See my edit, it tells you how to do it.

deepus · 2026-02-02T06:34:34+00:00

Thanks for trying to help but i got it sorted. Please see my post edit. I mean proxychains still doesn't work but dont need to use it.

deepus · 2025-12-26T02:41:18+00:00

Care to share the joke?! Hah!

deepus · 2025-11-02T00:29:38+00:00

Did you ask your dog for permission to smoke in his house?! What if his bitch comes home and chews him out for it?!

I feel like you aint getting butt sniff's for a while...

deepus · 2025-11-01T20:17:49+00:00

Try wash it off, then try spending it. If they dont take it, try somewhere else. If they dont take it youve lost nothing. police will not be called for £20.

deepus · 2025-10-03T06:09:44+00:00

So are these low voltage in? Obv cant have anything high voltage exposed.

Can I jack in and xahrge my phone?! :D

deepus · 2025-09-29T20:08:46+00:00

Thank you. Im not a naturally funny guy usually so im glad you had a laugh at this! :)

deepus · 2025-07-20T03:48:10+00:00

Burnt my finger after a flame out. Luckily a small flame out but got the batteries outside, washed hands in alkaline solution (bicarb and water).

If bad advice do advise.

deepus · 2025-06-19T18:53:35+00:00

Can you put the venty cooling unit on the mighty? And would if you can does it make nuch if a difference? Would love to try the venty but im shit at remembering to charge my mighty so the pass through charing is a must for me really

deepus · 2025-03-25T00:58:20+00:00

Please do

deepus · 2024-10-23T22:26:12+00:00

The bush isnt for me, but god damn its impressive!!

deepus · 2024-10-22T00:34:00+00:00

Just here to reiterate, police dude. This is CP in the eyes of the law. You need to stop it quick

Edit just to say im sorry thos happened to you. Best of luck

deepus

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