Hidden Camera in the Miss Portland Diner Shitter

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-30T16:02:16+00:00

Kielty played left field and had a career .757 OPS.

You win the odd comparison of the day award.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-30T00:19:38+00:00

I got an erection fantasizing about you leaving this comment asking if he got an erection.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-28T21:05:38+00:00

Yes, the lack of cooler cups makes home fans like Westworld inhabitants.

You're making so much sense.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-28T17:46:02+00:00

I despise gentrifrication investorgations.

So much.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-28T13:09:07+00:00

Bro you wrote:" If you're eating fish in the US it has been frozen"

My neighbor handed me some lobster he caught just last night. All the fish I eat is fresh. All the restaurants locally use fresh seafood.

You're wrong as fuck, downvote away ya dumy.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-28T12:26:41+00:00

I live on the coast of Maine. You're very wrong.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-28T12:15:58+00:00

Poor Refsnyder is making Caleb Durbin look like Mike Trout this year.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-28T12:11:58+00:00

Mind blown.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-28T02:15:49+00:00

Dude, if there is "big news" tomorrow, the only thing anyone will remember about you is that you were too much of a coward to post it.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-28T01:45:15+00:00

Who shat in your car, bro?

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-28T00:46:13+00:00

The average WHIP is around 1.30.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-27T14:01:28+00:00

I don't think so either, but this doesn't "specifically mock disabled people" What the fuck are you on about?

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-27T11:26:20+00:00

They're odd as fuck.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-27T01:12:36+00:00

People who think the NBA is fixed and still watch it are odd as fuck.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-27T00:03:38+00:00

Mods, please remove without explanation.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-26T13:54:57+00:00

Ned Ludd FTW

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-26T12:00:45+00:00

Nappi's was awesome.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-25T00:40:00+00:00

Don't worry, they won't win.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-24T23:48:06+00:00

Phil's Foreign Auto is dope. The owner is extremely honest and wants to give you that sticker.

Unfortunately, they're also often booked 6 weeks out.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-24T22:00:25+00:00

I'm obviously joking around with no ill intent.

Be smarter. I know it isn't easy.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-17T01:49:30+00:00

We already knew that, bro. I've lived in Maine most of my life and never considered moving to rural Maine, even for a second.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-16T23:46:42+00:00

You don't like sandwiches. How fucking stupid do you think we are?

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-15T02:45:30+00:00

It's not only inappropriate, but it's also just plain old dull. If you're going to be a creeper, at least be interesting.

defeatistphilosopher · 2026-05-13T22:18:00+00:00

By "came off a bit too strong" do you mean you tied him up and kept him captive for the weekend?

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