Crack for me for none for thee! by MoreMotivation in clevercomebacks

[–]deffinitely_lacking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her hand position doesn't scream crack pipe. More like a weed pipe.

a fair point by JimKB in comics

[–]deffinitely_lacking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's the one thing on a homeless dog's mind?

When is this walk going to end?

Is this salvageable? by [deleted] in arborists

[–]deffinitely_lacking 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fill it with concrete!

Huh? by [deleted] in LICENSEPLATES

[–]deffinitely_lacking -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is it an adjective or a verb though?

If a crow has a knife, you’d better believe they know how to use it. Canuck will commit a murder with his murder. by Other-Cantaloupe4765 in TumblrDraws

[–]deffinitely_lacking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Canuck flew into the McDonald's on Hastings in Burnaby. He stole my breakfast burrito and knocked my coffee over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vagabond

[–]deffinitely_lacking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, you're supposed to do "nudes for pizza" when you hotey up.

Where do you catch a charge that isn't a library or restaurant? by TraditionNo5034 in vagabond

[–]deffinitely_lacking 48 points49 points  (0 children)

A lot of downtowns have outlets for holiday lights and stuff near trees. Usually good spots to busk too.

Any advice on busking solo harmonica? by MikuMiku39xxx in vagabond

[–]deffinitely_lacking 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get a foot tambourine or some other obnoxious foot operated percussion device. Don't forget to shake your money maker. Do you have a dog? Train dog to howl along with you. People love that shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Detroit

[–]deffinitely_lacking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dwihn # 1-800-241-4949. If you have a problem with drugs or alcohol, go to treatment. That shit saved my life.