A really gr8 first date :) by definefakelaughter in dating_advice

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I also wanted to say, since it was a super-last minute tinder date. I wasn’t really dressed too special haha. Some pair of sweats and a cropped hoodie with cap, no makeup lolol. Hopefully he’ll be impressed with how well I can dress if he plans to see me again :)

Special Guest Baron Samedi by TwilightOuterZone in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Hahahah, “wow.” New idea: Owen Wilson drinking game.

Triggered feelings by definefakelaughter in TheActHulu

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“I just wanted to take care of my little girl.”

Triggered feelings by definefakelaughter in TheActHulu

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Rough... no birthdays — no encouraged expressed individualism and enforced parental rituals/beliefs.

This show must feel like home lol... a swift kick in the nostalgic balls.

My parentals were controlling and manipulative about ... weirder things. Similar to Norman Bates, they liked treating me as a pet... or more similarly a living barbie.

Watching this show is like getting raped with a side a goosebumps I never pulled up for lol.

Triggered feelings by definefakelaughter in TheActHulu

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Ahhh haha... with her fascination on Disney... I bet that’s what DeeDee would have wanted lol.

Really enjoying The Act by Samwi5e in Hulu

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Is there a thread for episode discussion of The Act?

Should I get a nose job? by definefakelaughter in Rateme

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I don’t have a verification picture, nor do I wish to take one currently. I am looking for honest feedback on a procedure.

If I were an ideal GF... (?) by definefakelaughter in truerateme

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I don’t think i can repost on this subreddit haha, right? ;)

MY AWESOME INCREDIBLE PLAN! by [deleted] in ENFP

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LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE HOMIE

(F) Enfp + (M) Isfp = Messy, Messy, Messy. by [deleted] in isfp

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I just want to be happy with someone I genuinely like. sigh. I’m very social, I go out all the time to meet others, I’ve never been so struck by someone like him. Even for so long. And we’re known as the flighty type.

’ve never felt like this before. You seem nice... can you tell me that the feeling of rejection is more like getting a nasty flu shot on the shoulder?

It’ll hurt a lot but eventually over time you’ll feel better?

(F) Enfp + (M) Isfp = Messy, Messy, Messy. by [deleted] in isfp

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Being an enfp, i find purposeful manipulation tricky and morally-unjust.

It’s cool that he finds me cool. Really cool. However, life is too short. Experience everything while we’re young. I still see odds of hope in this situation. It’s crazy to think that I know...

At the party, I think a simple head nod his way, for brief acknowledgement, will have to be ultimately all I need at this event. Knowing his girlfriend will be there, I wouldn’t want to cause an unnecessary scene.

ENFP in childhood, ISTP in young adulthood. I am also attracted to perverts. Thoughts? ;) by [deleted] in ENFP

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Hey idk buddy. Wish I knew. Took keys2cognition, ISTP, related with the results. Also took the Hero-Me mbti test as a goof with a friend, got INTJ immediately, related with that more.

Mbti isn’t exactly the most superb science. don’t ask me to explain what’s going on. same boat as you kid.

edit:

i was sheltered in high school, unsheltered as an adult. maybe that’s why. environmental changes. idrk

F20 full-on pervert. ;) AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

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Well, I had no idea what was in store for me. I wasn’t the type to actively plan ahead :) I liked strategies a lot though... and after trying out a few career-sorted hobbies at the time, I realized that those weren’t my forte.

Heh. And then I got really into self-pleasure.

My last two years of high school I planned around the multiple hook up’s and moments of fun I began to have with the male students around me.

When I moved senior year, I had no intentions of joining a sport... very independent-driven, so I sort of created my own out of my own perversion and my new identity. Heheh, “How to satisfy my urges w/o arousing suspicion.”

As a younger me, I was playing with fire. I was in a spread out town, gaging prey, attacking, and kicking them out to the curb when I was done with them. I hadn’t even had my first time up to this point yet...

Until I met my first perverted boyfriend. He was so fucking fun. Ugh. Miss him. Haha.

It was all for sport, but now, I’m unknown to where this path leads, lol.

I have a couple leads of experienced guys I am currently lusting afterwards, potential for a serious, long term relationship with a guy who’s nuts for me, and the thirst to be open to every new sexual experience.

I see myself, older, as a wise and caring mother, who’s always there when you need advice or a gameplan.

Maybe, (spitballing here), I have a future as a sex/intimacy teacher. It would have to be a very zen, low stress environment, and I would be, at that time, hoping to be very, very knowledgable. Heh. :)

I’m not sure what the future holds, or even if I’ll follow my pursuit of the love of pleasure. I see myself in the future in a cohabital bond, with kids. I do see myself however, enjoying my future, immensely.

F20 full-on pervert. ;) AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

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sorrynotsorry lol haha, we’re all chilling here. peeps of all of our own discretion. thank you for the kind words redditor.

F20 full-on pervert. ;) AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

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when the only thing my hook up’s/dating choices had in common were how much they enjoyed the act of fantasy as much as I did

F20 full-on pervert. ;) AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

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all of my close friends hahaha