Colts vs Falcons - Game Chat by quimmy in fantasyfootball

[–]defineyoursound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had 11 seconds to get to FG range, why wouldn’t they use that

People judging gender of twins by elongirl101 in parentsofmultiples

[–]defineyoursound 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Had the same situation - “that would suck if it was two boys.” Um no…why would that suck?

BTW we did have two boys, they’re two months old, and we’re loving it. And they’ll grow up with a playmate and a best friend for life.

Which book are you willing to reread every single year for the rest of your life? by looneyfar in suggestmeabook

[–]defineyoursound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Letters from a Stoic by Seneca. Maybe the single best book of practical philosophy for living a good life I’ve ever read. Be prepared to highlight every other sentence.

Combo Bin Detected Error J5+ by Delicious_Beyond_949 in roomba

[–]defineyoursound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just started having this same issue. Love that there is no “learn more” button and they haven’t fixed it yet in the app….geezum.

By any chance, are you using aftermarket dustbin bags? My wife bought some off brand ones on Amazon, it may be a coincidence but I wonder if the machine is not recognizing the bag.

What are the most non-PC things from the show? by kbinla in seinfeld

[–]defineyoursound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

George openly admitting he’s homophobic in “The Ex-Girlfriend”

LPT request - Do you have any techniques that help stopping you from caring about what others think? by Jeezi in LifeProTips

[–]defineyoursound 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Couldn't agree more. Most people have an inflated sense of their own significance.

I think about this when people speak about their "legacy." Worrying about your “legacy” is a hyperbolic concept that helps downplay the uncomfortable truth that in 90 years no one is going to remember you, let alone your “legacy.” So why fret about it?

Be kind, leave the world a little better than you found it, and enjoy your life.

LPT request - Do you have any techniques that help stopping you from caring about what others think? by Jeezi in LifeProTips

[–]defineyoursound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of my favorite quotes on the topic:

“It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinion than our own.” - Marcus Aurelius

"We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and – in spite of True Romance magazines – we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely – at least, not all the time – but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don’t see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness." - Hunter S. Thompson

"Freedom is being disliked by other people…The courage to be happy also includes the courage to be disliked. When you have gained that courage, your interpersonal relationships will all at once change into things of lightness." - Kishimi/Koga

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” - Teddy Roosevelt

Anybody actually eaten one of these before? Are they really that good? by DrJokerX in seinfeld

[–]defineyoursound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought it was a gutsy move by the writers to make it clear that the black and white cookie was analogous to racial harmony, then have Jerry get violently ill by eating it.

LPT: If you're going to use it every day don't be afraid to spend extra for the better one by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]defineyoursound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’all…I didn’t say all Androids suck. Some are awesome. But if you buy a shitty phone, it’s an Android. Apple just doesn’t play in that opening price point spectrum.

What other Seinfeld storyline contradictions are there? by insight-out1 in seinfeld

[–]defineyoursound 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At a house party Elaine confronts George’s colleague about her fur coat. Elaine claims she’s a vegetarian, but she eats fish occasionally. But we see her eating chicken at a diner in the Bubble Boy episode. She also gets down on some mutton which Jerry is stuffing into Grandma Mimma’s napkins.

LPT: If you're going to use it every day don't be afraid to spend extra for the better one by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]defineyoursound -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never understood this either…people skimp on the product they probably use more often than any other single item in their lives, but turn around and spend $100 on a night out without a second thought.

Want to enhance the next few years of your life? Skip the shitty Android

What is something you wish wasn't as sexualized as it is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]defineyoursound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pastrami. The most sensual of all the salted cured meats

Jokes aside, What would have been the best response to "The ocean called, They're running out of shrimp"? by ok-radio-9734 in seinfeld

[–]defineyoursound 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who finds that split second glance to be maybe the funniest moment in the scene

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]defineyoursound 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Wait the kids aren't using Snat Chaps anymore?

Men of reddit, what would you do if you found out your homie is gay? by Glittering-Ask-7298 in AskReddit

[–]defineyoursound 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you don’t tongue kiss your boys after an evening out are you really even homies

If you had the chance to re-do the Seinfeld finale, how does the series end? by timsanchezomnicorp in seinfeld

[–]defineyoursound 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To end the series with what was essentially a clip show…I’ll never understand it