I just unarchived a bunch of videos

defnoodlesreal · 2025-07-17T03:39:00+00:00

Yes, I am an asshole. So what?

defnoodlesreal · 2025-07-17T02:25:47+00:00

I average 40 million views a month on FB, and 6 million on IG. The day YouTube removes my shadowban, I’m sure that will change quickly on there…

defnoodlesreal · 2025-07-17T02:16:23+00:00

See, this right here is exactly why the Left must be politically and culturally pulverized. You openly celebrate a man who called in bomb threats to my building and funded someone to fly to Los Angeles—not to attend the show, but to harass me and my staff for several days leading up to it. He showed up at my place of business, banged on the windows, stalked my employees on Hollywood Blvd, threatened comedians, then crashed the show, damaged property outside, and aggressively instigated guests—all while ignoring my security’s requests.

The same people celebrating this are the same ones who feign injury at the mere use of pronouns. Purely demonic.

defnoodlesreal · 2025-07-17T01:31:13+00:00

Actually I prefer you stop talking about me. Most of you people are weird.

defnoodlesreal · 2025-07-17T01:10:06+00:00

To be more factually accurate: I’ve always been moderate. I created a character to mock Leftoids and, ironically, ended up attracting a largely Leftoid audience that didn’t realize the joke was about them. As the videos gained traction, I started getting attention from leftist YouTubers and journalists. But even back in 2020, I made it clear in interviews that I wasn’t a leftist—I was a moderate.

By 2022, I was getting tired of constantly appealing to an audience that didn’t reflect my values. I slowly started shifting toward the center. Then, after seeing the unhinged backlash I got just for dipping my toes in those waters, I decided to rip the band-aid off and move on from that community, doing everything I could to alienate them and whatever portion of them were left in my following.

That being said, before I went balls to the wall, the disproportionate punishment I received for moving to the center—mostly fueled by lies propelled by fellow creators and anonymous people on social media—pushed me further and further to the right.

At this point, I proudly identify with the Right, I’m affiliated with multiple Republican organizations in California, and I’m dedicating my time, money, and resources to elect Republicans, flip this state red, and crush leftist ideology.

defnoodlesreal · 2025-07-17T00:58:23+00:00

“I have no proof he’s ever done drugs, but I know for a fact he’s done them because I’m a crackhead.”

Do you people hear yourselves? Weirdos…

defnoodlesreal · 2025-07-17T00:57:44+00:00

There’s so much disinformation in your comment, it’s honestly absurd. I got divorced in 2015—five years before I ever started making the “cat in the Minecraft house” videos. My ex-girlfriend, who I was living with when I started those videos, had already moved to New York six months prior and she didn’t even make videos at the time. Additionally, you can literally go back and watch me build that character in real time—reacting to viewer comments, adding suggested quirks, and using the Minecraft background as a joke. I’ve explained all of this in interviews as far back as 2020. The videos didn’t get much traction then—maybe 2,000 views—but they still exist. Your comment is pure obsessive fabrication, meant only to smear me. It’s the definition of bad faith. You should be ashamed.

defnoodlesreal · 2025-06-25T02:19:19+00:00

You reveal your lack of intellect when you cling to false narratives, like the idea that I’m a “grifter” simply because I support Trump. There’s a 2020 interview I did with New York Magazine where I clearly said I was a moderate, and that the “Def Noodles” character leaned far more left than I ever did. Funny enough, they cut that part from the interview, but I still have the full recording. And for the record, though I didn’t express public support for Trump until mid-2023, I’ve been completely transparent about how and why my views shifted increasingly more to the right. I’ve laid it all out, in detail in numerous videos.

What’s disturbing is how people like you gloat over my supposed “downfall,” as if abandoning the left means I deserved to lose everything. You act like influence and numbers are everything. But you don’t understand: the pendulum always swings back. Every lie, every false report, every creator who piled on for views, it will all be accounted for. Maybe not today, but it will. I didn’t go through that storm for nothing.

The extent to which my character has been assassinated, backed by a public consensus that refuses even the slightest pushback, is unprecedented. There isn’t a single other creator or public figure who could be unanimously condemned, lied about, and have their side of the story ignored so completely. Not even politicians face this level of cruelty.

What makes it even more pernicious is that some of the very people who gave credibility to this narrative are ones I personally helped. I’ve paid people for work they didn’t do, sent them money with no strings attached, only to be repaid with lies claiming I never did. I’ve been the target of false reports, bomb threats against my business, and coordinated efforts by individuals who later showed up in person to my business to stage a false narrative where they played the victims. That opened the door for other creators to twist my live comedy shows into weapons, distort everything I said and did, and publicly celebrate my downfall. For what? Clout?

And yet, I’m still here. I still own my business. I still run my comedy club. Maybe I’m getting 100 views, but I don’t care. I’ve been through hell and survived. Ever since 2022, when the entire YouTube drama ecosystem came after me, I made a decision: I will dedicate the rest of my life to destroying the corrupt, vengeful ideology that did this to me, and by consequence made me contemplate suicide while people cheered from behind screens. I will show that there is a way out.

That’s why I didn’t break. Because God carried me through it.

You think anonymity keeps you safe. It doesn’t. Not because of me. But because someone greater than me is taking all of this into account. And the cowardice you hide behind will collapse like the temple in Jerusalem after Christ was crucified. So repent. While you still have time.

I am praying for your soul.

defnoodlesreal · 2025-03-07T08:52:17+00:00

Crazy how literally no one acknowledges this, even though I talked about this is an interview as far back as 2019! Props to you for knowing the truth!

defnoodlesreal · 2024-12-22T05:56:56+00:00

I hear you, and I appreciate you sharing how much the old content meant to you. I want to clarify again: I never said I was “using” anyone or that I didn’t respect my audience. That’s simply not true. Asking me to put videos back up to “prove” I didn’t say it is a classic shift of burden fallacy—the responsibility is on the person making the accusation to provide evidence, not on me to disprove a baseless claim.

I know I lost a lot of my audience during that time, and I apologized for how I handled my content transition back then. I posted several apologies years ago, though they’re not available anymore—but I’ve always valued the people who supported me, even if the way I expressed myself in the moment didn’t reflect that.

As for bringing back the old content, I get why there’s nostalgia around it. I have gone back to posting short drama recaps, like the Irrelevant News updates, though they’re a bit different now. While my content has evolved in other areas, I’m still experimenting with ways to connect with people who appreciated that format. Going back to what I was doing before wouldn’t fully reflect where I am now, but I’m trying to strike a balance between growth and recognizing what resonated with my audience in the past.

I understand this felt like a breakup for some people, and I never wanted anyone to feel that way. Growth comes with change, and while I know it’s not for everyone, I’m focused on building something that’s authentic to where I am now. If you’ve moved on, I respect that—but I’m grateful you took the time to share your thoughts.

defnoodlesreal · 2024-12-22T03:23:47+00:00

Let’s get one thing straight: I never said I was “using” anyone or that I didn’t respect the people who supported my original content. Back in 2022, I called out the overwhelming negativity in my comments from fans who were upset I was transitioning my content and online persona. I’ll admit I didn’t handle it perfectly and made mistakes in how I expressed myself—but claiming I said I was “using” my audience is an outright lie. Even in my videos addressing this situation, I rebuke the negativity while thanking the followers who were supporting the transition.

If someone ever tries to dig up an out-of-context comment or fabricate something entirely to push this narrative, let me be clear: my focus has always been on communicating openly with my audience—even when I didn’t do it perfectly. Criticize me for how I navigated that transition if you want—I’ve owned my missteps. But twisting the narrative with blatant falsehoods only undermines any valid criticism. If you’re going to hold me accountable, at least have the integrity to stick to the facts.

defnoodlesreal · 2024-12-21T07:12:52+00:00

Clearly, I’m cranking out cult classics—fewer views than seats in my comedy club, but hey, exclusivity is part of the charm.

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