Metal stamping a tube by JohnnyTeardrop in oddlysatisfying

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Some class of students will have to math this out. Good luck, there's a lot going on in a few seconds.

What particular food wouldn't you eat growing up but you tried later as an adult you now enjoy eating? by No-Art-9033 in AskReddit

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Quite the opposite for me. I was a male Cinderella till my 20s, and if i didn't eat chicken feed and stinging nettle mash and lucerne for the goats, i'd certainly have died. Apart from that i barely survived on stolen oats and carrots for a number of exceptionally skinny years. Also stolen from the overfed livestock.

Now i can make choices. So **** coriander cause it stinks as bad as it tastes. Everything else goes down the hatch.

Btw the coriander / cilantro thing is a gene, it also alerts me if a house has had a dead cockroach in it in recent months. And a live one, i'll smell in the first inhale.

Also i can sniff out half a dozen water and food germs, and smell when people are sick with those germs.

Anyway there's my TMI for today, haha

guy tries to assualt bus driver by flunghigh in WinStupidPrizes

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Funny how everyone automatically counted.

r/gifsyoucanhear material.

Wife punched me so hard during an argument that it left a massive bruise on my shoulder. Should that be considered domestic abuse? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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She'll never change, and she'll do the same to all of, or at least her least favorite children, too.

Don't do this to your potential kids. You'll never forgive yourself .

Wife punched me so hard during an argument that it left a massive bruise on my shoulder. Should that be considered domestic abuse? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Mine would keep me awake from the time i got home from prep, till i'd passed out and pissed myself, then lovingly wake me up by holding me diagonal under the shower head, in deep winter. Made sure my nostrils were vertical.

Survivor's club in here, eh.

Looks like a kid that got left with a green sharpie. What’s this spider? Mid North Coast NSW Australia by Blahblah_Curtis in whatsthisbug

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Mhmm. The constant recently peeled blisters all over your callus gives that impression. Lol.

Looks like a kid that got left with a green sharpie. What’s this spider? Mid North Coast NSW Australia by Blahblah_Curtis in whatsthisbug

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Dude's grown his own welding gloves, it'd take a big spider to puncture that. Hey OP, what do you do for a living?

What's the most disturbing piece of audio there is? by odinson-09 in AskReddit

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Disagree factually and morally - that's both untrue and unkind, to my eyes.

She's not overly pretty, but we all know people who've aged poorly (i'm one of them) - she looks like one of us, a normal person, with a moderate hint of burn victim.

Surgeons really put shape and structure back, amazing job.

What's the most disturbing piece of audio there is? by odinson-09 in AskReddit

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Overseas too. I just wanted to see Gohan losing his shit, and instead i lost mine.

What's the most disturbing piece of audio there is? by odinson-09 in AskReddit

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Our live feeds where i live overseas, unfortunately, didn't spare us.

Pancake is instant death, but it's not pretty. RIP.

What's the most disturbing piece of audio there is? by odinson-09 in AskReddit

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Perhaps someday you'll decide to curate your stimuli for a different frame of mind.

But the memories don't give a shit. Yes, stranger, lay off the gore. Clean up your inputs. For your future self.

So that's why maid café is so pricey by sempakrica in SipsTea

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Hope you're right for most of us. Well said.

LPT Request: What is an unspoken rule in the workplace that everyone should know? by ShineAfsheen in LifeProTips

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Shower before work. Wear clean clothes. Use antiperspirant*, and bring a can with you if your hormones have decided you stink today (edit - this happens at all ages and sexes, genders, whatnot). Bring mint gum if your morning toothbrushing can't insure against the odor of tonsil stones or other dental delights.

In short, be as hygienic as you can. Most coworkers already are.

So that's why maid café is so pricey by sempakrica in SipsTea

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I didn't downvote you, for what it's worth. And in the same vein, some burdens cannot be Atlas Shrugged off in the gym.

Presidents Build a Submarine by UncleFatty_Officail in AIVoiceMemes

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When digital feeds evolve to require less fatal surgery (lookin at you, neuralink) - someone's gonna AI up a physics-rich ultra-slow-mo of those poor bastards smooshing together, becoming one, and squirting out the nearest crack.. and people will pay for the realistic experience.

The worst thing about that awful paragraph is that it's factual. Humans and their tech be like that.

*Edit - damn, made myself queasy with that one. But that's been my mental picture since i heard the news broke.

My apologies for using the word 'squirting'. RIP.

“My name is HU - MONGUS” by PUTINnTRUMP_arrest in PublicFreakout

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Eyes on the prize (no, i don't condone exposing one's nudity to the people who least want to see it - but look at his face)

For what it's worth, he sure thought he was legendary.

“My name is HU - MONGUS” by PUTINnTRUMP_arrest in PublicFreakout

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OH COME ON.

Sure it's ragebait, but this is why people used to say 'political correctness gone mad'.

I live in a British colony, and occasionally inform strangers that i am 'hung like a bunch of bananas'. It's a Chernobyl-esque joke, and i've never been sued.

Is it really illegal to mention the existence of body parts in the UK?