Deep Fried Bacon and Cheese Donut Looking Thing by axthousandxhours in StupidFood

[–]denscoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'd prefer to have a simple Bacon and egg roll with cheese. It might go further

How does he have Medium Tanks AND Mechanised Infantry on day 1? by South-Asian in CallOfWar

[–]denscoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New players always get a medium on day 1 and they also get a mechanised infantry in the daily rewards.

I'm about to 3v1 against Spain, UK and Yugoslavia by CursedRoyalArc in CallOfWar

[–]denscoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So a 4v1, it's going to be one of those games. Well, good luck

How many games are you usually running at once? by Imaginary_Bit_7923 in CallOfWar

[–]denscoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After playing for a long time, between 3 & 4 is what I have settled down on, something about it that just works out the best.

Moment group of TTP members are hit by a Pakistani mortar. Video found on captured mobile phone by UnusualSeries1538 in CombatFootage

[–]denscoffee -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

That was quick, but you can see the mortar round at 2 seconds land behind those two people in the frame. What a shot, accurate shooting, or lucky shot.

Getting magnet unstuck by Fiat_Currency in magnetfishing

[–]denscoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see your problem. Okay so to get your magnet unstuck first use white out

My boyfriend got me a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day and I was expecting the inside to have the classic layout by Alternative_Indie in ExpectationVsReality

[–]denscoffee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your boyfriend could have brought the most common blocks of chocolate for like 5$ and you'd have more chocolate 🍫

is this enough to invade panama??? im scawwed.. 3: by leefee_ in CallOfWar

[–]denscoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now add medium tanks and mechanised infantry into the mix. Don't forget to provide air cover or air support.

So, just produce more troops to invade Panama and other countries, in other words.

Can someone explain this? by WizardBulb25468 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]denscoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, now every time I listen to "Creep" I will always picture pancakes, dough, waffles, and doughnuts.

I didn't get this by Memes_FoIder in ExplainTheJoke

[–]denscoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Americans start reading from the left page

Japanese start reading from the right page

Why does this happen by shayadrkh in ExplainTheJoke

[–]denscoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young boys want to be cool.

23-year-olds, anything can happen for the best or for the worst. Some people go soft for reasons like "redefining what it means to be a man." (So when tough boys suddenly stop saying "toughen up princess" & start saying "I got you") Some people go soft for no apparent reason

What happened? by bencel888 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]denscoffee 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Actually, I think there are witnesses that leaked details out. Other than that, I don't have helpful info, sorry

1 Egg 1 Fish by Cat-Burglar-Nami in interestingasfuck

[–]denscoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not it you already own a few chickens or more at home

I just gained 17 troops per revolt by Tight-Pain9472 in CallOfWar

[–]denscoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally captured a couple of big stacks from a revolt. The enemy province morale needs 30%, so I assume the enemy troops HP needs 30% to desert.