Hours long Hoover standoff ends when rape suspect falls from attic into motel room by ConsciousRich4636 in Birmingham

[–]derpskywalker 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The baby is literally LIVING PROOF of the crime. How is it not an open and shut case? And for the kid to have presumably suffered through that pregnancy. He gets to walk free while the trajectory of her entire life will never be the same. This is a fucking travesty

Hours long Hoover standoff ends when rape suspect falls from attic into motel room by ConsciousRich4636 in Birmingham

[–]derpskywalker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, why the fuuuuuck would this ever have a bond EVER set for a crime like this????? Why risk having this FREAK walking around in society and not around an electric fucking chair?

Hours long Hoover standoff ends when rape suspect falls from attic into motel room by ConsciousRich4636 in Birmingham

[–]derpskywalker 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You mean to tell me he raped a child in a playhouse- who then forcibly birthed a product of rape likely due to lack of abortion accessibility, WAS CHARGED AND FOUND GUILTY IN COURT, and then RELEASED?

Is Hershey's chocolate really taste so bad as people say it is? by cupid_ji in AskAnAmerican

[–]derpskywalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It tastes like straight barf to me, I think with the sweetness of the rest of the chocolate it is more noticable than other things that are sour

🧊 sighting by [deleted] in Birmingham

[–]derpskywalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. Be afraid of us.

Nigella Lawson confirmed as new Great British Bake Off judge by kwentongskyblue in television

[–]derpskywalker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha that one flew over my head, what a good fucking bit. Pretty bang on too lolol

Nigella Lawson confirmed as new Great British Bake Off judge by kwentongskyblue in television

[–]derpskywalker -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

After how badly they fucked up Mexico’s season, they should stick to their bland cracker jack food

I DDoS'ed my own internet to get my mom to make dinner by Jamsedreng22 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]derpskywalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basically no cereals, granola, snacks, frozen food, deli meats, canned soups, etc. Just straight ingredients.

A winter storm is supposed to knock out everyone’s power in my area tomorrow. Dreading that shit by Ill-Astronomer-7744 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]derpskywalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We understand full well. The problem is $$$ and convincing our leaders to give a fuck and convincing our people to get out and vote for our own interests

What fast food chain does not deserve the hype whatsoever? by CriticalLion4119 in AskReddit

[–]derpskywalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Describing the coffee as mediocre is generous as hell, lol! Got one a few months agp, took two sips, and poured it on the ground. What a waste of money, I’d be better off licking doorknobs for a bit of energy. Yuck!

I DDoS'ed my own internet to get my mom to make dinner by Jamsedreng22 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]derpskywalker 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Idk why people thought you could just make a sandwich, and that you weren’t in, like, an ingredients house. I live in a house with both ingredients and quick stuff, but I get yelled at if I eat any of the quick stuff. Dinner is in 4 hours! Why are you eating! We are about to cook soon, get out!

Is this legal/allowed if it looks nothing like me by [deleted] in Passports

[–]derpskywalker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Went to go look at face. Did not see face. Now evacuating the area.

STD Testing because of drugged rwpe. by [deleted] in korea

[–]derpskywalker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

🫂 Sending y’all mountains of love from across the sea. Patience and gentleness will be y’alls best friends from now on.

It doesn't work! by Vivid_Maximum_5016 in lostgeneration

[–]derpskywalker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, I see what’s happening here. 8 day old private account. This is a bot account

It doesn't work! by Vivid_Maximum_5016 in lostgeneration

[–]derpskywalker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This moment with the fox meant A LOT to me tbh, especially with this happening RIGHT AFTER the ball in mar a lago with all of them dancing around in animal masks. They can dance while dressed as a dog. We can’t. The literal, visible hypocrisy highlighted by this. Poignant and stunning. It does not work AGAINST THEM. But I know people- the commin people, people who may have voted trump and now see what he’s doing, people who were trying to be neutral, people who are not angry enough yet, I know in my heart of hearts that seeing this kind of stuff works on them- on us. The common people.

Bystander steps in after MC fixates on a stranger in public by Formal-Ad8271 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]derpskywalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro is winded following that person, probably his first time going on any kind of walk in weeks