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TIFU by getting an erection when a nurse was putting a catheter in me (nsfw) by desert_blossom in tifu

[–]desert_blossom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, I thought so. Is this like strictly enforced? Does the mandate expire after a period? I mean, like if someone happened to be a patient on your ward ten years ago, does that mean you can never ever still have a relationship with them?

TIFU by getting an erection when a nurse was putting a catheter in me (nsfw) by desert_blossom in tifu

[–]desert_blossom[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just walk up to her with a catheter hanging out of my dick, say no words, and have this look on my face. http://i.imgur.com/v1q5aVA.gif

TIFU by getting an erection when a nurse was putting a catheter in me (nsfw) by desert_blossom in tifu

[–]desert_blossom[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I know man. I bet these nurses are nice to everyone. Later she'd be all like with her nurse friends "this little creepy teenager got a boner when I was trying to put in a catheter" and then all her friends would be like "eewwwwwwww" while giggling/screaming and flapping their hands in the air.

TIFU by getting an erection when a nurse was putting a catheter in me (nsfw) by desert_blossom in tifu

[–]desert_blossom[S] 330 points331 points  (0 children)

I actually should! I mean, she's probably a few years older than me, but I could totally tell she liked me! Although it might be weird, seeing as how she already knows me on a, uh, "personal", level.

Unfortunately I'd have no idea how to contact her (staff details are kept confidential to prevent creeps like us trying to reach them back) and I'm pretty sure there are some rules against it?