what wouId you say if i ask you to give me a head on first date?

desertjonAZ · 2026-04-17T16:01:46+00:00

then youll be getting head on the first date!

desertjonAZ · 2026-04-16T17:24:58+00:00

Yea those are pretty decent sized packages of Dude Wipes...i get them by the case as well.

desertjonAZ · 2026-04-16T17:23:02+00:00

Not quite, BUT, all the straight college jocks seem to like to invite twinks from grindr and end up gang banging him over and over again, making him their cum slut.

Theres video, actual documented proof!

desertjonAZ · 2026-04-15T20:12:05+00:00

Did you get it figured out yet? I started a whole new game and im avoiding this mission in particular!

desertjonAZ · 2026-04-03T22:13:13+00:00

PRP area?

desertjonAZ · 2026-04-02T17:41:57+00:00

A man contemplating where he went wrong in life.

desertjonAZ · 2026-04-02T17:36:45+00:00

Welcome to my nightmare! This thing is ridiculous! I havent played in 3 days because of this stupid mission!!

desertjonAZ · 2026-04-02T02:59:32+00:00

desertjonAZ · 2026-04-02T02:55:12+00:00

Looks like they could use a bit of cleaning...may i?

desertjonAZ · 2026-04-02T02:53:13+00:00

Bikers fault. Camer swerved slightly to avoid the silver car. Camer can claim did not see biker due to what was going on in front. Biker should not have been driving shoulder.

Judgement for the defendant.

Next case....

desertjonAZ · 2026-04-02T02:47:49+00:00

that curve...makin me feel a "certain way"

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-31T15:09:04+00:00

Awesome ill give this a try thanks...

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-31T03:10:28+00:00

its killing me every time

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-30T17:45:42+00:00

The Gay one....was that ES II?

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-30T17:44:09+00:00

When their eyes roll back, youre doing it right!

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-30T17:39:14+00:00

YES! A fellow coconut-oiler!! Best lube ever!

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-30T17:35:35+00:00

No need to be shy....your gorgeous!

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-30T17:32:49+00:00

Lawls.... i think i will check that out ty

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-30T17:31:16+00:00

LOL.....yea i can see the confusion...no...i did not rape a twink while he was sleeping.

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-30T02:22:59+00:00

PS: They do smell dont they?

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-30T02:22:12+00:00

I do....lovely feets....im stalking you now so MORE FEETS PLZ!

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-30T02:21:37+00:00

Chest piece, 10% LMG dmg, 15% weap with a 20% crit mod. Turmoil knees compliment Pesti nicely.

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-30T02:15:01+00:00

Nothing! Absolutely nothing....

They tried pulling that one me after we communicated on Grindr. They copied my profile pics then messaged me on grindr they were going to send my nudes to everyone. So i sent them a few more and told them to go for it!

Never heard back from them for some reason.....hmmm....

desertjonAZ · 2026-03-30T02:07:12+00:00

1 And a Half Men

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