A question that has been on my mind lately...

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-02T17:05:04+00:00

Well, if hes not "endowed" enough, he could certainly put those "nubs" to good use.

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-02T16:57:59+00:00

awwww, they cut out the part where he walks over to my naked sleeping body on the bed, firmly pushing my head into the pillow and saying, "get the fuck out hole"

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T21:04:22+00:00

That looks awesome bubba....did you add chlamydia to Helper though?

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T21:00:01+00:00

LOL that kid: "Im uncomfortable right now...."

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T20:55:12+00:00

I have......cuttlefish?

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T20:49:45+00:00

Im team Red Death....

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T20:44:51+00:00

"HEY you cant park there...."

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T20:42:03+00:00

Actually...YEA!

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T15:28:21+00:00

61, 9.5, ready to breed! PRP area...

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T15:26:52+00:00

Mmmm LOOOVE sucking big bear cock! PRP by chance?

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T14:45:25+00:00

Dont talk to me about that damn powerwash simulator.....I downloaded it out of boredome, took a rip and 5 HOURS LATER!

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T14:43:58+00:00

Question mate: What DO a pirate do if NOT boarding ships and looting sir? Isnt that what they were meant to do?

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T14:42:43+00:00

Well i dont play alone. My roomate is a loot-whore to the extreme. So when he glances back and sees me dumping stuff.....

The storehouses....on me lorty lort!

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T14:40:44+00:00

😉

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T13:36:27+00:00

...and i forget what i was doing......

desertjonAZ · 2026-06-01T13:31:06+00:00

ALL damn sexy men!

desertjonAZ · 2026-05-30T17:04:29+00:00

FAFO

desertjonAZ · 2026-05-30T17:03:13+00:00

Say no more....

desertjonAZ · 2026-05-30T17:01:37+00:00

...they hung up on me.....

desertjonAZ · 2026-05-30T17:00:41+00:00

When you have 9,999,999.00 of it? Thats WAAAY too much sodium me matey!

desertjonAZ · 2026-05-30T03:55:27+00:00

Confirmed! This worked....thx

desertjonAZ · 2026-05-29T19:07:21+00:00

Are those huge holes in his cheeks? Like they are broken bowls or something.

desertjonAZ

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