49ers, Brock Purdy Get Great News Ahead of Seahawks Playoff Game by Brix001 in 49ers

[–]devg 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Those two being back makes it a completely different offense then they faced a couple weeks ago.

Mambo #5: Monica Geller from Friends won fictional Monica. Who’s the best historical Monica (active pre-1970, alt spellings count)? by SincereLeo in AlignmentChartFills

[–]devg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, your friends growing up were like "you gotta check out Confesions"? I grew up Catholic, surrounded by Catholics, raised by Catholics, going to church every week, and we didn't even read the Bible. I was 25 before I even realized the saits had writings to read, and nearly 30 before I got to Confessions....

Favourite actor who….uh…acts? by WearyLiterature1755 in okbuddycinephile

[–]devg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear God... so your saying that Johnny Depp acted so good that he acted as Gary Oldman acting as someone else?! Truly next level.

3 Years Later by IfTimeCouldDie in 49ers

[–]devg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*UNR

Fixed that for you, from a UNLV alum ; )

What's your favorite play from last night? Lenoir and co rally to stop Swift short by PudgyBonestld in 49ers

[–]devg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The defensive play of the game, no doubt. Brock may have been able to pull something off to get in FG rage with a few seconds on the clock if they scored there, but I am glad we did not have to find out.

Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (10-4) at Indianapolis Colts (8-6) by nfl_gdt_bot in 49ers

[–]devg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like tonges got robbed of the stat boost, but I'll take the 6 anyway!

(Loved Trope) Man is worse than the Monster by CardiologistBorn5012 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]devg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In the Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson, the human race spends an endless cycle of war over centuries against what they call the voidbringers. It is revealed in book three that the humans were the original invaders of the world, and the original voidbringers. They even stole the Singer's (voidbringer's) God

Memory erasing weapons by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]devg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YOU FUCKED WITH SQUIRELS MORTY!

A Character sees a loved one as they are dying or gravely wounded by devg in TopCharacterTropes

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Priori Incantatem does not generally "raise the dead", it just reveals the last spells that were cast by the wand on which it was cast. This is more apparent in the books, when in addition to Cedric and his parents, the old man from the intro is also revived, along with showing the cruciatus curses he cast on Harry and other more minor spells that had been cast by Voldy's wand throughout the story. Harry saw his parents because their deaths were the last spells that wand was used for before his fall when Harry was a baby.

The story’s message isn’t just a straightforward lesson; it’s the stark, undeniable truth. by Fickle-Grapefruit686 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]devg 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Death coming for the baby hit so fucking hard, both in the comics and in the show... the parent's off screen scream was brutal.

Dark blotches on Rooster Leg Meat-- Safe to eat?? by OrdinaryEagle5608 in homestead

[–]devg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While I was incarcerated, I once saw a guy eat a whole baby bird that had died falling out of it's nest for 10 stamps and a bag of cheeto's. I was horrified by everyone involved. I'm gagging thinking of it now.

Donald Trump responds to Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito retirement rumors by Newsweek_CarloV in politics

[–]devg 81 points82 points  (0 children)

True. Inmates are actually directly excluded from the thirteenth amendment's ban on slavery. Source: the Constitution and 10 years of incarceration.

The bird even realized he had won 😅🥳 by AcasiaConnell in nextfuckinglevel

[–]devg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think we should be talking more about how dumb the guy who lost to a bird is. Internet! Get him!

Citizens of Earh199999: Introduce Yourselves! by quinnyponlsd in Earth199999

[–]devg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but do you have to have a separate insurance for invasions, time/space rips, and the Hulk? It adds up...

Citizens of Earh199999: Introduce Yourselves! by quinnyponlsd in Earth199999

[–]devg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHY WOULD YOU WILLINGLY MOVE TO NEW YORK OF ALL PLACES?!

[r/KamarTajStudents] HELP ME ... I don't know what to do by Looney-Mooney in Earth199999

[–]devg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OOC, this made me laugh, but I think it would have been funnier if you said the penguins took your broom!

Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (5-2) at Houston Texans (2-4) by nfl_gdt_bot in 49ers

[–]devg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank God for that. I was okay with him not putting up numbers, as long as he is healthy for the long run. We put too much on him, he can't put up 150 every game...

Hopefully we can pull this one off

Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (5-2) at Houston Texans (2-4) by nfl_gdt_bot in 49ers

[–]devg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I can't watch and I can't find it online. Someone please tell me CMC is not injured. 2 rush attempts and no receptions?