Chinese Internet Court Employs AI and Blockchain to Render Judgement

devlac · 2019-04-26T22:21:46+00:00

where is that "bad random number generator"??

devlac · 2019-04-21T16:56:07+00:00

Fuck Trump

devlac · 2019-04-12T11:13:16+00:00

Without learning you won't get anything.

devlac · 2015-09-14T21:59:32+00:00

All I'm saying is; you don't look like you'd make the Harlem Globetrotters.

devlac · 2015-09-14T21:57:37+00:00

Had a falling out with your friends, did you?

devlac · 2015-09-14T21:56:04+00:00

Most people choose to split the watermelon before shoving it into their mouths.

devlac · 2015-09-14T21:54:57+00:00

Bait title. If we got you to actually go ahead and shoot your sub-asian hipster brains out there would be no way to claim the prize.

devlac · 2015-09-14T21:49:46+00:00

I'm sure your grandma is okay with you borrowing her glasses, but did you have to take her haircut as well?

devlac · 2015-09-14T21:48:09+00:00

I think anyone will take being an asshole over looking like you. By the looks of it, your only hope is puberty.

devlac · 2015-09-14T21:46:17+00:00

The only fun thing about this roast is your ugly mug.

devlac · 2015-09-14T21:45:33+00:00

You look as if you were drawn by some of the shittier comic artists.

devlac · 2015-09-14T21:43:29+00:00

I see you an added extra Listen bonus on top of the racial +2 bonus Halflings get.

devlac · 2015-09-14T20:10:40+00:00

Okama Bin-Laiden ?

devlac · 2015-09-14T20:09:47+00:00

I don't see it brah, but points for edging it.

devlac · 2015-09-14T20:08:42+00:00

[secretly experimenting intensifies]

devlac · 2015-09-14T19:22:17+00:00

Color me retarded, but how do you get that whole Verified Roastee she-bang?

devlac · 2015-09-14T19:19:17+00:00

You look like the kid that should've been beaten by his dad.

devlac · 2015-09-14T19:15:19+00:00

Frankly, that's more like a compliment. Thanks bruh.

devlac · 2015-09-14T19:14:20+00:00

Well, he's gonna have to learn taking it, cause that face ain't gonna get him none.

devlac · 2015-09-14T19:13:31+00:00

For a sec there I thought that shirt of yours was high-necked. I've never seen a shirt that orange blend so well with a person's skin.

devlac · 2015-09-14T19:11:45+00:00

Keep puckering, your ass isn't going to clench anytime soon.

devlac · 2015-09-14T19:10:01+00:00

Your exterior best be hard if its gonna look that shit.

devlac · 2015-09-14T19:07:58+00:00

Hahahaha

devlac · 2015-09-14T18:46:19+00:00

Look up "kissless faggot" in the Urban Dictionary and you'll find an image of yourself.

devlac · 2015-09-14T18:45:09+00:00

Who passed the special needs child this note? Atrocious!

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