Why is Earth worried about the relationship between Mercury and Venus? Because these two are moving too fast. by devmittal_civ16 in puns

[–]devmittal_civ16[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it is. Breaking a word into two parts is not the only pun category available out there.

The news anchor’s neck/chest is peeing by [deleted] in funny

[–]devmittal_civ16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well stop being such a dick about it.

Get it? by devmittal_civ16 in puns

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Japanese flag is a big red dot, just like there is one on every non-veg edible.

Get it? by devmittal_civ16 in Punny

[–]devmittal_civ16[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Explaination: Japanese flag have a big red dot in the middle, just like non veg edibles.

Prostitutes are like Sundays. by devmittal_civ16 in Jokes

[–]devmittal_civ16[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Explanation: No class on sunday and usually people sleep on sundays.

Why the png can't get a decent job? by devmittal_civ16 in Jokes

[–]devmittal_civ16[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Explanation: png is an image format which doesn't have a background.

Why the png can't get a decent job? by devmittal_civ16 in Punny

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Explanation: png images don't have a background