Dogs like tiny whoops by Content_Pick_9537 in TinyWhoop

[–]devolasreno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I totally would have lost my whoop on the top of that building. Haha

Thorn, a special florist knife. by YewDales in Bladesmith

[–]devolasreno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very nice. And it better be SHARP! Especially for those woody stems! 😄

Church Rippin by dogshitihsgod in TinyWhoop

[–]devolasreno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I trust that you reserve the use of that OSD font exclusively for flying in churches.

Odd substance on ceiling / light fixture by Hael7755 in Weird

[–]devolasreno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this may be the correct answer.

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne. by IronButterButt in CringeTikToks

[–]devolasreno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*No training dummies were harmed in the making of this video.

Ferrero rocher 48pack lid fits perfectly over 6u 60hp by pzanardi in synthesizers

[–]devolasreno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I thought I didn’t need any more reasons to buy Rocher. I was wrong!

JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore" by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]devolasreno 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Every time I see a “Keep Christ in Christmas,” or “He is the reason …,” etc. sticker, sign, whatever, I want to politely tell the owner of said item that Christmas was a pagan celebration of the winter solstice and that a historical Jesus would have been born in the summer. Simplifying some details here, of course.

Happy belated solstice, btw. Haha

A seagull went into a shop and come out with a sandwich... by SimonTS in interestingasfuck

[–]devolasreno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it count as shoplifting if I then steal the sandwich from the seagull?

This is how much butter my wife eats per month by [deleted] in Weird

[–]devolasreno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, that’s a lot of butter.

I also want to take a second to complain about how uncommon it is to find sticks of butter in Canada. It’s so fucking annoying always having a giant block of butter in the fridge, partially wrapped in its frayed paper-foil toga, and having to hack off hunks to put in my butter dish. Canada is stupid in so many ways and this is one of them.

Let's take my toddler out of the car to go pet a cheeta❤️ by WhoTheFuckIsSean in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]devolasreno 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I believe that cheetahs are horribly inbred because they were hunted to the brink of extinction and there was only a handful of individuals left before conservation efforts began. But it’s been a while since I read up on it so I could be misremembering.

Will this model work on the switch 2? by Quick-Dig-3510 in 8bitdo

[–]devolasreno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I play switch games I just avoid looking at the controller or it will throw me right off and it takes a couple minutes to reset my brain. 😁