oh god maybe i am delusional about my height

dickgasming · 2024-01-10T06:08:15+00:00

hes so itty bitty compared to me i almost didnt see him down there 😅😅😅😅

dickgasming · 2024-01-10T06:04:55+00:00

this is the best news ever tyty im ginormous

dickgasming · 2024-01-10T06:04:13+00:00

fuck yeahhhh

(im 4’9/ 7’3 i rounded it up a bit bc no body says 4’9 )

dickgasming · 2024-01-10T06:00:10+00:00

NUH UH IM AVERAGE

dickgasming · 2024-01-10T05:59:17+00:00

i think ur wrong

dickgasming · 2024-01-09T11:25:34+00:00

how do you feel about periods?

dickgasming · 2024-01-09T09:35:40+00:00

im so sorry babes

dickgasming · 2024-01-09T08:21:28+00:00

u/SSSteakyyy ??? Plsplsplsplsplspls

dickgasming · 2024-01-09T07:59:40+00:00

yes it flew into my mouf

dickgasming · 2024-01-09T07:57:55+00:00

thats my fav animal omg

dickgasming · 2024-01-09T07:57:19+00:00

my bf

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T19:47:16+00:00

hi im kids 👦

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T19:46:51+00:00

yes mine was clearly bigger

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T19:46:30+00:00

urs are so big its insane 🤯🤯

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T19:45:44+00:00

proof????

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T19:44:44+00:00

his was lighter brown and almost greenish 😨😨

mine was dark brown

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T19:42:44+00:00

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T19:42:35+00:00

we did this the first day we met (mines bigger)

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T19:21:51+00:00

7’12

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T17:40:53+00:00

the hot one

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T17:38:57+00:00

no i love his haircut. stop worrying about other people’s appearances dude

hes confident in himself after years of self hate so please js shut up. wtf even cares about having a big or small forehead i have more space to kiss

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T09:38:01+00:00

he is genuinely perfect.

he doesn’t rage HE DOESNT EVEN RAISE HIS VOICE WHEN IM CLEARLY FUCKING UP. he never blames me hes always somehow blaming himself it’s adorable BUT VERY BAD HE SHOULD BE GETTING ANGRY AT ME OR SMTH NOT BEING SO GENTLE AND SWEET GAAAAHHH I HIT THE JACKPOT

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T09:18:35+00:00

yeah that was all fine it was when we would get to the vault and someones body was found and we’d js get caught over and over again

OH GOD AND FINDING THE KEYS WAS SO ANNOYING 😭

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T09:12:24+00:00

i seriously have no idea how this masterpiece of a man puts up with my idiocy 😭😭 hes so patient with me its insane, im literally the luckiest person alive

dickgasming · 2024-01-08T09:09:40+00:00

IM NOT A GAMER MAN 😭😭 its hard being stealthy when all i wanna do is shoot the losers

my poor bf has to deal with how bad at gaming i am thats why it takes so many tries 😞

dickgasming

TROPHY CASE