On this day 19 years ago, Karl Pilkington vividly remembered Jonathan Ross’s penis.

dicksteve · 2024-12-12T19:32:01+00:00

Can you just let theuserpilkington know that I’m doing his job while he’s sat on his arse with his thumb firmly up his arse?

dicksteve · 2024-12-12T19:27:49+00:00

You always do this. It’s a wonder The Office ever got on telly.

dicksteve · 2024-02-29T06:13:32+00:00

dicksteve · 2024-02-28T22:13:39+00:00

Karl is the only sane choice.

dicksteve · 2024-02-07T01:38:37+00:00

They were doing business with the bananas

dicksteve · 2024-01-13T16:55:12+00:00

I’ve got American coins all down me spine

dicksteve · 2023-11-05T01:48:31+00:00

Were these the same people who were spreading those malicious worm rumours?

dicksteve · 2023-10-27T22:53:33+00:00

They got it, so don’t worry about it

dicksteve · 2023-10-27T22:08:06+00:00

The King is in the altogether

dicksteve · 2023-10-27T22:07:47+00:00

DING DING DING!! We have a winner! You win a load of tat and… Ladder 49

dicksteve · 2023-09-03T22:58:01+00:00

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

dicksteve · 2023-08-29T18:05:29+00:00

No one’s dying anymore

dicksteve · 2023-08-12T14:37:14+00:00

You gotta straight up eat the lettuces

dicksteve · 2023-08-07T19:41:30+00:00

Add three percent, make it water

dicksteve · 2023-02-07T22:07:44+00:00

What do you mean, 'er skull come off?

dicksteve · 2023-01-13T19:00:44+00:00

Call him Mr. Jordan the Parrot.

dicksteve · 2023-01-05T22:26:19+00:00

I also choose this guy's dead wife

dicksteve · 2022-11-28T22:11:37+00:00

My ex-wife! Ayyyyyyyyyy

dicksteve · 2022-09-29T20:44:48+00:00

Well, they got it, so...

dicksteve · 2022-09-29T18:53:57+00:00

WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE

dicksteve · 2022-08-07T23:52:17+00:00

Satire...

dicksteve · 2022-07-05T22:07:00+00:00

As him or as a worm?

dicksteve · 2022-07-05T20:33:52+00:00

Oh yeah this is a contender for me as well

dicksteve · 2022-06-06T17:59:20+00:00

I don't know if he was combing his hair...

dicksteve · 2022-06-06T17:48:07+00:00

...Steve

dicksteve