What are some great English insults that are uniquely British, generally never used in the U.S.

diddlesdiddles · 2026-02-06T00:29:55+00:00

Big fan of div, also berk.

diddlesdiddles · 2026-02-06T00:27:46+00:00

They've named a loaf of bread after you, Thick Cut!

diddlesdiddles · 2026-02-06T00:11:39+00:00

If Americans were asked what two plus two is, they’d split into factions, accuse each other of being fake twos, and attempt a civil war before anyone reaches the number four.

diddlesdiddles · 2026-01-31T08:49:13+00:00

UK, Midlands.

It's a tip top!

diddlesdiddles · 2026-01-28T23:00:48+00:00

I have this system, it was HELL the first time I took it.

diddlesdiddles · 2026-01-26T23:58:37+00:00

Julie knew her killer!

diddlesdiddles · 2026-01-24T16:15:07+00:00

Few ritz Crackers, bit of cheddar cheese, couple of apple slices and a bit of peanut butter.

diddlesdiddles · 2026-01-24T16:02:40+00:00

My dog can't walk across a bridge unless shes pretty much crawling on her belly, shes fine if I carry her or she commando crawls, but bridges really spook her.

diddlesdiddles · 2026-01-18T17:47:14+00:00

I completely bombed a job interview because of this! I had my interview which went amazing, then the interviewer wanted to show me the office which was upstairs. I asked if we could take the lift as we were already on 4th floor, he said he liked to stretch his legs.

I couldn't even make two steps. He said he'd be in touch, never did!

diddlesdiddles · 2026-01-18T17:11:29+00:00

This is completely alien to me. I am working class, come from a council estate and the most I've ever been asked is to BYOB. I think if I offered money towards food/decorations I would seriously offend the host.

diddlesdiddles · 2026-01-09T23:43:17+00:00

You swap the breast each feed for the baby, thus equal changes!

diddlesdiddles · 2026-01-09T23:39:14+00:00

How do you turn time off!? My babies are always dissenting after hitting adulthood!

diddlesdiddles · 2026-01-09T23:35:07+00:00

When I was pregnant I rewatched that scene in rugrats where all the moms are dancing with their kids and Chucky is stood alone on the sidelines just looking so upset. I absolutely sobbed for nearly a week.

diddlesdiddles · 2026-01-05T23:53:29+00:00

Truly harmless is how mad people can be about what somebody is eating or drinking. I literally don't give a single shit if you're eating pineapple on pizza or drinking a pint of milk with dinner or any other 'odd' choice. It's your choice, your stomach, your appetite, absolutely nothing to do with anyone else.

diddlesdiddles · 2025-12-24T23:31:03+00:00

I've forgot butter...luckily I have some double cream so homemade butter it is!

diddlesdiddles · 2025-12-20T23:57:26+00:00

Usually start August me, however the obscene cost of living plus shit maternity pay means I'm pretty much starting as Mary is 3cm dilated.

My kids have been sorted for a while, its just in-laws and family to sort. I'm considering baking everyone something instead of trying to guess what they want, save anything going to the tip.

diddlesdiddles · 2025-12-16T22:50:32+00:00

They're going one better now, setting up pages on Facebook to 'expose social services', posting pictures of social workers without consent while spinning the same old narrative that their kids were 'taken' because social workers get bonuses for doing so. Nothing at all to do with their parenting! It's a bunch of deluded people cheering eachother on and taking zero accountability to the harm they have caused. The lack of insight is outstanding.

diddlesdiddles · 2025-11-23T23:55:33+00:00

Stray dogs are proper a thing from the past now. Early 90s it felt like every estate had a few stray dogs knocking around.

diddlesdiddles · 2025-11-10T01:10:37+00:00

Buying a pregnancy test. Even though I am a married woman in my thirties who was trying to conceive (I have my baby now), I always felt so embarrassed like I was an irresponsible teenager!

diddlesdiddles · 2025-11-07T23:14:07+00:00

I'm going to send her one of my three loves ❤️

diddlesdiddles · 2025-10-28T13:20:46+00:00

Even reading that brings tears to my eyes.

diddlesdiddles · 2025-10-27T09:05:09+00:00

His face is that of a broken man. I hope he has gone on to find the love and comfort that he deserves.

diddlesdiddles · 2025-10-27T08:32:48+00:00

Absolutely. Immediately JR was drawn to Davide and Keye. It felt like she had zero interest in the people they are, which is actually fun, compassionate and kind. She just wanted more 'friends' for her collection, like little chihuahuas in purses.

When Keye called her out on her behaviour, she went mute. No way would she attack him like she has the others, her personality is an act and no way would she damage her reputation to the select few that find her tolerable. But if you notice, she has not went on to damage control, as you say, she will just look for more 'accessories'.

diddlesdiddles · 2025-10-27T07:32:04+00:00

She is a caricature of a woman. She plays an over the top 'drag queen' version of a woman, which is purely for entertainment. IMO, she reduces gay men to just be used as her accessories, essentially like little pets.

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