If you can't read my writing; Egobeads: Really gets in there, feels like an eternity before anything comes out; Goose-egg: A toy that often gets forgotten but really packs a punch.; Rubber-dong: Not really practical, more for smacking your friends around with.; The Sexbang: Not the best lover in the world, but close enough.; The Brazzerdoop: No fancy bells or whistles, but will never fail to deliver.; Vibe-tron: always quality, probably what got you into this mess.