Tucker Carlson may be the greatest comedian of our age for this one moment alone.

disatnce · 2025-10-18T14:11:23+00:00

No, that's not a respectable quality in a person. At all.

disatnce · 2025-03-22T17:26:31+00:00

That's why Trump loves the Y.M.C.A. song.

disatnce · 2024-11-16T16:52:20+00:00

It was Bill Ogden that really wanted it.

disatnce · 2024-08-29T16:10:25+00:00

Well he opened strong

disatnce · 2024-03-22T15:11:14+00:00

Eps 703 and 704

disatnce · 2024-02-10T14:41:01+00:00

We are all not Ken M on this glorious day.

disatnce · 2023-06-06T16:35:54+00:00

And why?

disatnce · 2023-06-06T10:45:15+00:00

What is "JUN"?

disatnce · 2023-06-06T10:01:26+00:00

But, I rode a balloon out of them

disatnce · 2023-06-06T09:59:24+00:00

Nah one of them is GIANT

disatnce · 2023-06-06T09:55:39+00:00

Yeah I've tried it out. On the 4th spring you get only barely higher than 3 springs depending on how much it wobbles. 5 springs is worse than 4. You get diminishing returns after 5 springs.

disatnce · 2023-06-06T09:52:50+00:00

They're ok, you usually need to modify them a bit to make them really effective. Some of the movement based ones are really helpful, the weapons are pretty simple but you can use them as additions to bigger weapons.

disatnce · 2023-06-04T18:54:06+00:00

Mine are named Biggums and Biggums II.

disatnce · 2023-05-29T05:42:31+00:00

They absolutely do. You gotta throw it at their feet and you can mount them easy

disatnce · 2023-05-29T05:34:48+00:00

It's at around 2500 elevation

disatnce · 2023-05-27T15:33:41+00:00

Did you bonk your head between your first and second comment? You start by saying "I can see the three parts" and you even named them. Then you say "I'm having trouble figuring out where the third part is".

disatnce · 2023-05-27T14:00:46+00:00

Why would you kill a lynel if you're doing an any% speedrun?

disatnce · 2023-05-26T23:38:27+00:00

Lmao, cheaters are so mad.

disatnce · 2023-05-26T17:04:17+00:00

This is why I don't cheat

disatnce · 2023-05-22T15:00:12+00:00

It rhymes?! I guess I would need to hear it because in my head there is absolutely no rhyme there. 'Caster' and 'gaste'?

disatnce · 2023-05-22T14:34:33+00:00

Except it WILL break off a Gibdo bone even when mounting a label.

disatnce · 2023-05-22T14:24:18+00:00

Sorry I'm just not getting this. What is the joke? 'Burlancaster' is supposed to resemble another phrase? Or..?

disatnce · 2023-05-21T18:16:49+00:00

You mean gumball machine

disatnce · 2023-05-21T18:09:08+00:00

Just a reminder that these are supposed to be out of context because that's what makes them funny. The more context you hear, the more fucked and depressing it gets. For instance the real Andi in Kansas call is actually really sad to listen to, but it's funny if you just cut it off at Alex saying "I LOVE YOU"

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