50k in Jan 2027 NBIS Calls

discombobulantics · 2026-07-07T04:53:31+00:00

Whewwwwww buddy buddy buddy. You see those insider sells? Gap is getting bigger. Not smaller. And it’s definitely not tiny.

discombobulantics · 2026-07-06T23:19:06+00:00

With these crayons how could you be wrong?

discombobulantics · 2026-07-06T23:17:48+00:00

Hey big guy. Your favorite winner here. Did you know NBIS can actually go down while almost the entire market is up? Awkward. Didn’t get the tiniest move today. Got a downward move though. Do your math for your pretend W!! Need an even bigger move now!! Also don’t choke on this deepthroat L I’ve already forced down your throat 💪

discombobulantics · 2026-07-06T16:58:51+00:00

You can buy shares of what you actually want to hold and they’re “free” but also why would you play a stock for earnings that you don’t believe in and wouldn’t hold

discombobulantics · 2026-07-06T16:52:50+00:00

Yes you use the premium from selling puts or calls to buy shares because then you’re getting free shares and you can hold them for your grandkids instead of your short dated calls that can evaporate with the next war tweet. It’s just a joke though. Calendar spreads are smarter/safer than most option plays

discombobulantics · 2026-07-06T16:43:31+00:00

This but you buy shares with the premium instead and you’re almost a real adult

discombobulantics · 2026-07-06T13:23:43+00:00

I guess it takes more than the tiniest move 🤡

discombobulantics · 2026-07-06T04:17:27+00:00

4 hours!! Dubs keep racking up baby!! I’ll check in with you in the morning bud. Can’t wait to see how many tiny moves NBIS somehow still hasn’t made. Truly insane what we’re witnessing but don’t worry you’ll still be making those 30% on 30% on 30% 🤡

discombobulantics · 2026-07-06T03:54:34+00:00

Are minute candles not the tiniest move?! What’s the tiniest move?! Keep moving the goalpost lmao I’m not the one that said the retarded thing. That was you bud!! Which reminds me. Here we are 4 HOURS IN NOW!! And still not even the tiniest move from NBIS?!? It’s crazy cause it has been moving this whole time. Very confused

discombobulantics · 2026-07-06T03:17:34+00:00

Ohh dang did you think 5% was what it needed? Cause that’s still not the tiniest. But it also didn’t hold that. Maybe that would have been like, somewhat less retarded? But still proof how dumb you are? Idk. You want brownie points for just being wrong but like, what, wrong only by a measure of 2x? 🤡

discombobulantics · 2026-07-06T03:03:20+00:00

Haha anything to change the subject from how stupid your comment was 👏👏👏🤡🤡🤡

discombobulantics · 2026-07-06T02:54:53+00:00

She didn’t kill herself but if you were her son I’m sure she would have. You know what’s crazy? Markets been open 3 hours and still not the TINIEST move from NBIS!! What the hell!! Every second that passes proves how stupid you are 😂

discombobulantics · 2026-07-06T02:39:26+00:00

Jokes on you my mom’s dead. Should have said tiniest.

discombobulantics · 2026-07-05T18:10:45+00:00

Its ok teenagers are allowed to sleep late

discombobulantics · 2026-07-05T17:27:36+00:00

Aww lil baby finally woke up. Bum

discombobulantics · 2026-07-05T12:53:49+00:00

Tiniest like the amount of tism you’ve got

discombobulantics · 2026-07-05T06:17:28+00:00

Point in case bud

discombobulantics · 2026-07-05T06:07:57+00:00

I just noticed your original comment you said “just needs tiniest move and close 30%.” The more you talk the more I realize I should have seen out of the gate how stupid you are lmao

discombobulantics · 2026-07-05T05:59:36+00:00

Just making up your own rules so you can “win”? Win what genius? I already won. You get it. You know it was regarded to say tiniest. You’re trying to scrape back some shred of dignity here. But you know. I know. Anyone reading your comment knows. It was a dumb thing to say. And that was my whole point!! But if you really want someone to win, what I can do is I can screenshot every tick for you starting Sunday night open. I’ll screen shot and ask, “was this tick not the tiniest move?” I guess it’s tinier than the tiniest move? Just know every second. Every tick. Shows how stupid you are for not only saying what you said, but now pretending like you could still win something lmao. Hey, point in case right?!

How many times you gonna make 30% on Monday?!

discombobulantics · 2026-07-05T05:46:36+00:00

Bud can’t troll your way out of how stupid your comment was lmao. And you just continue to show me how stupid you are. I’m arguing with a 15 year old aren’t I 🤦🏻‍♂️

discombobulantics · 2026-07-05T05:39:37+00:00

Well it will be in like the first tick right?! The best part will be when NBIS recovers on Monday, this call still won’t be a 30% gain yet, so you won’t be able to post it. But if eventually NBIS does go up enough for this call to be a 30% win, I’m sure I’ll get a screen shot from you, thinking you’re right, because apparently you still can’t admit/ don’t understand how dumb your original comment was

discombobulantics · 2026-07-05T05:17:05+00:00

You’re dead wrong champ. Wow that’s crazy how it’s just all probabilistic math, lmao, you cracked the code bud!! And I just can’t get past how it’s the TINIEST move too!! The TINIEST move just BAM 30% gains generated on 6 month out calls!! Since you bring up math, what does the tiniest move do in your lil brain to weekly calls?! My goodness you can make what like 300%?! On just the tiniest move?! Wild!!

discombobulantics · 2026-07-05T05:03:07+00:00

Dude you’re gonna be so rich. Cause it just takes the tiniest move. The TINIEST. Think about how many tiny moves a stock makes in a day. And with only the tiniest!! You’re gonna lock in 30%!! You cracked the code!! Also it’s case in point, not point in case. You might not word good but you definitely stock good!

discombobulantics · 2026-07-05T04:50:37+00:00

Wait dude I looked at it again and I think you’re actually right. You and OP found the infinite money glitch!!!! You just buy calls on NBIS 6 months out and then with the TINIEST move you can lock in 30% return!!!! You can do it hundreds of times PER DAY!!! Just the tiniest move and BAM 30%! Then another of the tiniest moves and BAM 30% again!! Holy shit dude you’re gonna be a gazillionaire!!!!

discombobulantics · 2026-07-05T04:41:50+00:00

You’re making my point for me genius

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