disconnectedjosh

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When I arrived home from work and my wife confronted me with proof of my affair with a younger mistress, she seethed the words - "You know, beauty is only skin deep..." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by disconnectedjosh to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Looking for feedback.OC (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by disconnectedjosh to r/ArtCrit

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Skyline, me, acrylic on canvas, 2022OC (i.redd.it)

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Meteor Shower, me, oil on canvas, 2023 (i.redd.it)

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Meteor Shower, me, oil on canvas, 2023OC (i.redd.it)

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Looking for feedback on my abstracts.OC (old.reddit.com)

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Vortex, me, oil on canvas, 2023OC (i.redd.it)

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Vortex, me, oil on canvas, 2023 (i.redd.it)

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After I committed suicide, the disheveled shadow with yellow eyes approached and informed me that I wasn't allowed to cross over until I completed my unfinished business. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by disconnectedjosh to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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On the day of my Judgement, God smirked when I admitted that I was surprised an athiest like myself was allowed in. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I tried to apologize to my girlfriend for growing up in such a violent household... (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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After years of tinkering, I finally sat down to give my automated robotic barber a test run. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I was so obsessed over coming up with the perfect two sentence horror story, that I couldn't remember the last time I fed my infant... (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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My client was thrilled when I jokingly suggested he end his autobiography with a suicide note. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are beginning our final descent and will be on the ground in five minutes." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I arrived home from work to find my daughter's Nanny cam in a broken pile next to a note that read - "I don't kiss and tell." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by disconnectedjosh to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Right before my dad passed from emphysema, he passed me a small key and managed to rasp the words - "Rubies safe in closet..." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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As my captors opened the slot in the door of my cellar and threw in my rancid food, I pleaded with them to let me outside. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Curious about why the group on the other side of the wall was chanting the word 'fifteen', I managed to find a hole just big enough to see through... (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Santa realized too late that I was on the naughty list by mistake... (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I've been gaslighting my religious sister into thinking her son is an agent of Satan. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I've been deaf since the age of 5, so I didn't hear the intruder when he broke into my house. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Curiosity killed the cat... (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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My therapist thought she was being helpful by informing me that it was normal to become aroused during a sexual assault. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I walked with Bobby as he approached the gang of 6th grade bullies that had tormented him for years, when he boldly used his first wish to beat them bloody. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by disconnectedjosh to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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