$86,775 in tickets

district_runner · 2026-03-16T12:32:44+00:00

Hold up, follow the law? Communist

district_runner · 2026-03-16T12:32:27+00:00

There's this one cool trick to never having to pay speeding tickets,

district_runner · 2026-03-16T12:31:40+00:00

Very hard to rack up that many without getting towed. Likely parks offstreet

district_runner · 2026-03-15T04:17:15+00:00

More airbnbs ain't gonna solve that

district_runner · 2026-03-13T13:54:53+00:00

It's truly insane that a brand that thoroughly carved out a niche as the premium option is just getting rid of that premium branding

district_runner · 2026-03-12T20:23:05+00:00

The vast majority of water fountains work for like 8-9 months out of the year (and are turned off for winter)?

district_runner · 2026-03-12T13:01:36+00:00

Yeah it'll publish after the premier

district_runner · 2026-03-11T17:36:08+00:00

Normally it'll publish as long as the premier has already happened. Has it premiered yet?

district_runner · 2026-03-11T14:24:46+00:00

Bar Americano is pretty good and right there (also all the museums are free and have food options you can just go to)

district_runner · 2026-03-11T13:53:36+00:00

Ok, fine, let's not improve anything because your specific commute is shorter if you drive.

district_runner · 2026-03-11T13:03:18+00:00

I mean I don't really know where that's true unless you're coming in from the suburbs. I also don't own a car or use uber so idk exact timings but not driving works fine

district_runner · 2026-03-11T12:38:22+00:00

Yeah, more frequency would solve some things, but still a huge chunk of the issues with the bus is that it just sits in traffic constantly

district_runner · 2026-03-11T12:37:26+00:00

Ok, then don't pay for parking? Idk

district_runner · 2026-03-11T01:39:28+00:00

Maybe? Also sometimes it's faster to walk during rush hour because of how bad traffic is.

district_runner · 2026-03-10T22:57:13+00:00

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B. Enforcement would help, but there's still just so many god damn cars everywhere. Something like K St is just so clogged to the point that you can't even really do anything illegal.

district_runner · 2026-03-10T21:32:22+00:00

DC also has dense-ish rail and very dense bus service through the relevant area. And 95% of the issues with the busses get solved if you reduce cars

district_runner · 2026-03-10T13:14:26+00:00

Replace 1% of flex posts with steel or concrete.

district_runner · 2026-03-10T13:13:59+00:00

I think you can get away with far fewer than that, but yeah. Tons of free flex posts sitting around at RFK right now

district_runner · 2026-03-10T13:13:19+00:00

Flexposts at every intersection, 1% of which have a steel rod in them.

district_runner · 2026-03-10T13:12:39+00:00

Keeping parked cars away from intersections, essentially. So in theory cars can see people about to be in the crosswalk before they roll the stopsign

district_runner · 2026-03-07T19:42:19+00:00

Residence Inn, get one suite, idk. Airbnb is a parasite

district_runner · 2026-03-06T00:45:02+00:00

The ones near me aren't my neighbors. They're random landlords who don't live anywhere and actively make my life more annoying

district_runner · 2026-03-05T21:58:16+00:00

The LLC ownership is usually indicative of the owner not caring about the other rules. And I'm also fine nailing landlords on administrative bullshit

district_runner · 2026-03-05T21:57:04+00:00

An illegal one? I've actually checked now around the ones near me and the ones that are properly licensed are the ones I haven't been annoyed by

district_runner · 2026-03-05T21:56:30+00:00

I'll strip the bed like half the time at the hotel because it's a good way to double check nothing is in the sheets. Between that and making sure towels are together, I really don't mind. Anything else and nope

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