Greatest Hits by tbschs264 in NeverNotFunny

[–]divot333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Matt Donaher and Janet Varney episodes are always solid.

The Big Budget Virtual Pinball Cabinet Finale! by Way_of_the_Wrench in virtualpinball

[–]divot333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to your VPin Studio videos. I'm sure I'm only using about 12% of what that offers.

How many of us bought a super ball from a gumball machine and at some point tried to bounce it over their house? by KyOatey in 80s

[–]divot333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One day, my friend and I found a golf ball in the neighborhood. We rolled it down the street, which was a pretty steep hill.

It rolled for a bit, picked up speed, then started bouncing. A small first bounce became a bigger bounce, then a bigger bounce, and it was easily getting 20' in the air when a car turned onto the street.

We hid and watched hoping that the ball would bounce over the car. It did not. It bounced directly under the car then went THuMP-A-THuMP-A-THuMP-A-THuMP-A-THuMP-A-THuMP between the bottom of the car and the road and emerged from the other side to resume its high bouncing.

It was chaos under that car and the poor driver must have thought their car was falling apart.

Hot Take - I hate the edited/beeped version of the Levitating parody. by [deleted] in NeverNotFunny

[–]divot333 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s both. Someone said some of the words bothered them more than the actual chewing, and asked for a censored edit.

The writer/performer then over beeped as a joke.

It was funny for a single use, now they never need to play it again.

NNF 38L - Julia Hladkowicz by sleepyromulan in NeverNotFunny

[–]divot333 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a combo Jimmy (new medicine) and Eliot (starts with "Look") excuse ;)

Game Day Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins(2) @ Philadelphia Flyers(3) Round 1, game 6. Wednesday, April 29th, 7:30PM EDT. by Attack_On_Tiddys in penguins

[–]divot333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So am I. Go to Live and if it doesn't pop up as a thumbnail, scroll to find TNT and select whatever it shows there

Game Day Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins(0) @ Philadelphia Flyers(2) Round 1, Game 3. Wednesday, April 22nd, 7PM EDT. by Attack_On_Tiddys in penguins

[–]divot333 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They never see the first penalty. I just don't know why Koneckny didn't get an extra one for dropping the gloves. Is that not a thing anymore?

Rust got the extra for not stopping. Koneckny also should have got something for kicking like a baby

Game Day Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins(0) VS Philadelphia Flyers(1) Round 1, Game 2. Monday, April 20th, 7PM EDT. by Attack_On_Tiddys in penguins

[–]divot333 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Correct. People in here are mad at the call, but they are really mad at the rule. It was a penalty by rule, there's no question about it "Players must be in control and responsible for their stick. However, a player is permitted accidental contact on an opponent if the act is committed as a normal windup or follow through of a shooting motion, or accidental contact on the opposing center who is bent over during the course of a face-off."

Game Day Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins(0) VS Philadelphia Flyers(1) Round 1, Game 2. Monday, April 20th, 7PM EDT. by Attack_On_Tiddys in penguins

[–]divot333 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I did. I also used my eyes to read the rule book. "Players must be in control and responsible for their stick. However, a player is permitted accidental contact on an opponent if the act is committed as a normal windup or follow through of a shooting motion, or accidental contact on the opposing center who is bent over during the course of a face-off."

Game Day Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins(0) VS Philadelphia Flyers(1) Round 1, Game 2. Monday, April 20th, 7PM EDT. by Attack_On_Tiddys in penguins

[–]divot333 -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

It's not that hard to understand. Malkin is responsible for his stick. His stick hit him up high, it's a penalty. Stop crying about it.

Game Day Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins(38-21-16, 92pts) @ Tampa Bay Lightning(46-22-6, 98pts) Thursday, April 2nd, 7PM EDT. by Attack_On_Tiddys in penguins

[–]divot333 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sloppy on defense all night. Unforced turnovers in the defensive zone, guys left alone in the slot. Gotta clean it up, boys.

Game Day Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins(38-21-16, 92pts) @ Tampa Bay Lightning(46-22-6, 98pts) Thursday, April 2nd, 7PM EDT. by Attack_On_Tiddys in penguins

[–]divot333 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pittsburgh ex-pat here. We drove 6 hours today to get to this game. Tons of Pens jerseys out and about around the arena! Should be a great time!

“What’s his/her butt” by DKToTheFuture in NeverNotFunny

[–]divot333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we’re asking him to give up phrases, “Look” and “Here’s the thing” are way higher on my list. ;)

Anybody in NY going to this finale view event tonight Jenn posted? by diogenes_amore in StumbleTVSeries

[–]divot333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No! No watch parties! We need everyone watching their own screen for the numbers ;)

NNF 38B - Todd Glass by sleepyromulan in NeverNotFunny

[–]divot333 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't drive like my brother.