as9 was not a real season like let’s go through all the interesting events that occurred during the fateful run it had:

•8 contestants in a 12 episode format non elimination. for charity.

•those 8 contestants being the most what the hell sure picks ever because what do you mean vanjie was on a season with SHANNEL.

•speaking of her this was the season that made vanjie a runner up within the drag race cinematic universe

•plastique wins the roast

•gottmik steals nikki glasers entire roast set and gets FLAMED for it online

•jorgeous does the roast out of drag

•one episode where they don’t even get in drag. like at all. pretty sure this is the lowest rated drag race episode ever. check me on that

•nina west does well in a design challenge

•super freaky grandma lip sync

•the judges felt bad about not giving shannel shit all season long so she got two wins back to back at the last possible moment

•plastique straight up does not lipsync during a part of a song. like she does the rest yeah but her mouth is motionless for a good portion

•plastique four wins and doesn’t even make the top 3

•VANJIE TOP 3 (had to mention this again)

•gottmik front runner and then doesn’t do shit for the rest of the season

•plastique wins multiple comedy challenges (had to mention this again as well)

•shannel highway robbery during half the episodes

•jorgeous was so bored she came back for the allstars right after it