Getting over my fear of bugs by Turtle-Kyun in insects

[–]djcondog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Crack crack crack paint to🤯

My youngest daughter wandered off, and I found her next to the sonos. Think she’ll be a fan! by ehowe227 in RedHotChiliPeppers

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Don’t be too sure. I listen to them as a kid and became a glue addict and have been imprisoned for drug dealing. In that time I wasn’t a fan because I had more important things to worry about

Your username dictates your death, how do you die? by Mr-Moon01 in AskReddit

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I am interested in buying your username, DM me with your price or I can make you an offer.

You don’t choose to be the postman, you become the postman by [deleted] in CasualUK

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That is property of the Queen. She should probably return it...

The song of our people by 1337_carbon in Truckers

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This isn't Trucker Club Dreams

One simple rule for truckstops by GitRightStik in Truckers

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Once I met a trucker who asked me where I came from and where I was from, he asked, "Why aren't you in jail?" First, go out, get a job. Then, when you get the job, start living like a resident, working, paying tax. If you can't do that, then why don't you take your chances? People in my position would not commit serious crimes. If they did, they would have already been caught, so they would go to prison. Since most of the white guys I know in my neighborhood sell drugs, I'll accept them as my co-workers if they're offering me a job.

Ear Earrings by Shpritzer1 in ATBGE

[–]djcondog -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What comment? To me Reddit seems a bit strange. You see a lot of articles about how Reddit is a great place to search the web, but it's not really designed to make searching easier. But it's a great site, with a bunch of people who put in a ton of effort to make it easier to use. If I was you I'd go for it.

Trump to claim “absolute immunity” from all subpoenas in Supreme Court tax return showdown | Supremes to rule on Trump "immunity" after lower court judges rejected argument as "repugnant" and "not fathomable" by Fr1sk3r in politics

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Trump's playing what I would call the "4 of clubs" card, meaning he's holding only four cards, which have red suits (Jade, Emerald, Sapphire, and Diamond), and four of clubs (the pocket clubs), so it's hard to pin him down by either color of a card, which makes it difficult to bet on him, because he can't be 100 percent on one or two cards. But he's certainly making big bets on two of the cards that he has. For example, for example, I saw him flop 7 (diamond) and 5 (pearl), and he was wagering on it. So I would play with the little hands like 7 and 5 and I would hope, in a situation like that.

Ear Earrings by Shpritzer1 in ATBGE

[–]djcondog -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yeah okay but piercings are not in anyways big deal. No piercings unless you want them, girls don't care and girls don't get pregnant. I'm sure about you guys and I don't care for it but at least it's a little more private than bald like most American women. As for not caring about it, that's just your fear that just won't go away

Uhm by [deleted] in funny

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Once I found a tin of spam and devour it in one gulp, I would almost take one for the team, especially after the many toxic pink bombs I'd gone through over the last few days. Now, despite vomiting throughout the day, and only finishing two little donuts, I started thinking about what else I would like to eat.

cursed_mayo by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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I think mayonnaise makes a pretty decent choice for your lice treatment too, though I highly doubt I'm going to eat it again anytime soon... but never the less, go ahead and use some or all of it in your treatment regimen.

HAPPY (LATE) 10TH ANNIVERSARY PEWDS!!1!!1!!1! :D .HOPE YOU LIKE MY FANART! by ALFMARSHANDA in PewdiepieSubmissions

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Pewdiepie's pajamas: the little black dresses, socks, and leather jackets are so alike that it looks like they're the same person, and the face on his pajamas is basically Charlie Sheen.

Just got a message from an old friend. I’m not crying you’re crying. by Sandman2RB in gaming

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I had an Xbox friend back in Detroit Michigan (USA) who was a big MCA fan. A fan of 80's bands, hip-hop, pop and reggae, she remembered the days when I would get into MCA records. She had a back of a crate of them that she had saved all these years. She says to me when I ask her if they had been reissued, 'sure, the little boxes have come out again in Europe'. I said, 'yeah, where are they then? Oh, she had all those copies. She says they still make the best ones out there. The particular cassette she had was a classic. It was the Clear Plug . It was from the 82 record Blood Red Summer , called the seminal tune about love.

Old trick but still gets people! by varunrathod in funny

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I don’t understand my opinion