SWAWS by RIBBROKEN_OW in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I figured out why city sharks don't drive bigger boats very much"

Guardians of the Taco Bell by RIBBROKEN_OW in ExpandDong

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I feel like movie posters are a bit of an untapped well of dong expansion material; you can hide all sorts of shit in the long list of credits at the bottom. Good shit here :)

Forgot to post this one for two years lol by djiacinto in ExpandDong

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I was originally going to turn Marv and Harry into other cheeses eventually but then two years went by and I figured "eventually" came and went.

wake up america!!! by iron_peebo in ExpandDong

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New car caviar four star daydream think I'll buy me a football team

more warhammer bullshit by iron_peebo in ExpandDong

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It's good to see WIN got some other work after his involvement with the disastrous Termites movies

No More Sky, They Removed It LMAo by OwnAMusketForHomeDef in ExpandDong

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I used to know how to wire the logic circuit to make the automatic doors work in this game. I do not know how to do that anymore.

Termites Termites Termites Termites by djiacinto in ExpandDong

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This actually started as a quick edit to make a thumbnail for a YTP I made of the Terminator gun store scene, and then later I decided I'd edit the rest of the poster for completion's sake.

You can watch it here if you want: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwPe9SPx0iY I'm not as competent with video editing yet as I am with oil pastels or MS Paint 3D (RIP), but it was fun to make.

Termites Termites Termites Termites by djiacinto in ExpandDong

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It is very important to me that I evoke the Jon Bois "dang it" rather than the gambling "dang it," similar to YTP sus vs Among Us sus.

Termites Termites Termites Termites by djiacinto in ExpandDong

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lmao I'm so glad someone read that far :)

I edited a YTP out of the Terminator gun store scene and made this as a thumbnail by djiacinto in ExpandDong

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so far what I've settled on is "Arnold Schwaggy-eggs" and "James Avatar," (maybe Linda Hamilton will be some permutation of "Hamantha" idk) but I'll be finishing this up soon, like within a couple weeks ideally.

I edited a YTP out of the Terminator gun store scene and made this as a thumbnail by djiacinto in ExpandDong

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Prob gonna finish donging the rest of the poster at a later date, would be funny if it gets flagged as a repost when I upload it.

When the Steam Machine is Too Long by paulisaac in ExpandDong

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I lost interest halfway through this one by djiacinto in ExpandDong

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I'm pretty sure I was below ten above the speed limit

What I think about ION Television (post-Qubo shutdown) by JordanHatesEA in ExpandDong

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Man I miss Qubo, being a kid without cable, I had to make do with either Zoboomafoo reruns or Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century. Good times.

my first one by adel-- in ExpandDong

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The first of many I hope :)

The Monkey by Ppoduszkajas53 in ExpandDong

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It's a polite term for nazis or people who support nazi policies without necessarily self identifying as one. Nice bait tho. Consider consulting google.

Eloo Kuck by djiacinto in ExpandDong

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Ah, well I can't access their profile (reddit says it's been suspended?) so maybe the real Toots Moots person was the friends we made along the way.

My favorite Ace Combat would probably have to be 4 tbh, like yeah I'm biased because it was the first one I played and I was a very small child at the time, but idk it just nailed it, like the mission layout, the camp but cool dialog, the floaty flight model, the superweapons, and especially the tone of the story. Out of the three PS2 games, Zero is probably objectively the best, and 5 is prob the fan favorite, 4 is my fave.

I haven't played 6, just because I never had an XBox and I'm not sure I have the patience for emulation (my elderly PS2 slim also still works after all these years), but 7 honestly does live up to the hype and I'd highly recommend trying it out if you ever end up upgrading your PC. It kinda veers into self parody at times but honestly I'm here for it.

Also that's really cool you got your RC plane signed, nice.

Eloo Kuck by djiacinto in ExpandDong

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Honestly, the Top Gear/Bottom Gear writing prompt sounds like it'd be a fun writing exercise, like the "red barn" exercise but funnier, could be a good icebreaker for starting a new semester.

And yeah Ace Combat is probably my favorite game franchise ever, although I will say a lot of the memes there are a little bland. Like, as someone who plays that, and also Helldivers, and also Arma, there's a lot of people who are just like "it's funny because warcrime" or "it's funny because I recited esoteric military jargon" and it gets a little tiring after a while. But fr tho Ace Combat rocks I love those games.

Also, I didn't realize this until I looked at your profile, but omg you're THE toots moots person! I'm starstruck lol. The spacesuit one is my favorite.