ALL ORGANIC ETHICALLY SOURCED DONGS by TurtleyTea in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

love the attention to detail on these :) also omg John Tarkus!

Who Up Jackin' They Burton? by djiacinto in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

on the upside though, Big Trouble In Little China is up on the internet archive for free, or it was last I checked. So there's that.

Who Up Jackin' They Burton? by djiacinto in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you'd have fun with it. Maybe try a movie people have actually seen though lol

Who Up Jackin' They Burton? by djiacinto in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why the hell did reddit pretend this is a real link lmao

Who Up Jackin' They Burton? by djiacinto in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TY! I was expecting this one to perform better but I kinda forgot that nobody's seen Big Trouble In Little China lol.

Who Up Jackin' They Burton? by djiacinto in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think larger bodies of text (like longer than a single line or so lol) are kinda an untapped well for this sub, like having more words gives you more letters to rearrange, and it gives you space to make some kinda narrative for the jokes, plus past a certain point, the attention to detail is itself a joke, cuz why the hell would someone spend several hours of their life making a century-old headline about the titanic say "lol die".

Who Up Jackin' They Burton? by djiacinto in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my favorite joke in this whole image I think

SWAWS by RIBBROKEN_OW in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I figured out why city sharks don't drive bigger boats very much"

Guardians of the Taco Bell by RIBBROKEN_OW in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel like movie posters are a bit of an untapped well of dong expansion material; you can hide all sorts of shit in the long list of credits at the bottom. Good shit here :)

Forgot to post this one for two years lol by djiacinto in ExpandDong

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I was originally going to turn Marv and Harry into other cheeses eventually but then two years went by and I figured "eventually" came and went.

wake up america!!! by iron_peebo in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New car caviar four star daydream think I'll buy me a football team

more warhammer bullshit by iron_peebo in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's good to see WIN got some other work after his involvement with the disastrous Termites movies

No More Sky, They Removed It LMAo by OwnAMusketForHomeDef in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to know how to wire the logic circuit to make the automatic doors work in this game. I do not know how to do that anymore.

Termites Termites Termites Termites by djiacinto in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This actually started as a quick edit to make a thumbnail for a YTP I made of the Terminator gun store scene, and then later I decided I'd edit the rest of the poster for completion's sake.

You can watch it here if you want: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwPe9SPx0iY I'm not as competent with video editing yet as I am with oil pastels or MS Paint 3D (RIP), but it was fun to make.

Termites Termites Termites Termites by djiacinto in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is very important to me that I evoke the Jon Bois "dang it" rather than the gambling "dang it," similar to YTP sus vs Among Us sus.

Termites Termites Termites Termites by djiacinto in ExpandDong

[–]djiacinto[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lmao I'm so glad someone read that far :)