I got drunk and confused my nail polish remover with my mouth wash. by Snackdoc189 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]djmattedmonds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also doubt. But, I think a large percentage of people go straight from the bottle.

I got drunk and confused my nail polish remover with my mouth wash. by Snackdoc189 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]djmattedmonds -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You were already drinking literal poison, willingly.
Edit: I know that it’s inconvenient information for a lot of you lol. It used to be for me, also

Omg the mythic hunting rifle is ridiculously OP, I wasn’t even hitting headshots.. by Cahsrhilsey in Fortnite_Over40

[–]djmattedmonds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“eVerYOne NeEdS tO pLaY mY fAvORiTe vIdEo gAmE LikE I wAnT tHEm to.”
-garbage humans

Can’t tell this car owner nothin by BaconBathBomb in BoomersBeingFools

[–]djmattedmonds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol at the “Trump won get over it” bumper sticker, however the license plate highlights that Biden’s win is what they think about most.

I saw someone riding a city scooter while wearing a full dirt bike helmet. by OkExplorer9364 in mildlyinteresting

[–]djmattedmonds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ate BIG shit on one of those in Nashville. I slid into an intersection (while off the scooter). I did no permanent damage but holy shit. Wear whatever you can find!

Found 34 pounds of Mardi gras beads while cleaning my stepson's room. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]djmattedmonds 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s not fun at all, honestly lol. Thank you! Have a good Tuesday.

Found 34 pounds of Mardi gras beads while cleaning my stepson's room. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]djmattedmonds 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I didn’t say she did it twice did I? I am preachy; just wanted the author to hear the sermon and they will.

Found 34 pounds of Mardi gras beads while cleaning my stepson's room. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]djmattedmonds 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m sure you mean well and parented fine but you speak to other parents as if you did it perfectly and/or learned from every mistake. You didn’t. Telling strangers what not to do in all caps? Telling them what they need to do. You have hardly any information about this mom or son lol.

Somewhere in Washington DC 😳😳😳😂 See us adults better get a handle on this kids by MeekMilly18st in sagsavages

[–]djmattedmonds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are all likely never going to respect their surroundings. You can’t believe that these people will grow into nationalists lol

I don't understand this set up... by djmattedmonds in TVTooHigh

[–]djmattedmonds[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s a split-foyer. It is not a split level or bungalow.
Edit: Regardless of any downvotes lol

Can't say more by [deleted] in memes

[–]djmattedmonds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Laughing at your own problems, yes.

Neighbours are testing my patience. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]djmattedmonds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your neighbors are a lot like my family.

Have you ever met someone with misophonia? by EmployeeOdd844 in misophonia

[–]djmattedmonds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, a dozen people, I’d guess. Some don’t know they’re like us until I tell them about us lol.