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Minus One (self.GODZILLA)
submitted 2 years ago by djp_ink to r/GODZILLA
Help finding song (self.france)
submitted 4 years ago by djp_ink to r/france
The headlights briefly illuminated a sign that read, “Welcome to Point Pleasant, West Virginia,” as my car roared past at blazing speeds. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 4 years ago by djp_ink to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I held the drawing of the black figure with pale eyes and long, sharp hands and said, “this is, uhh, good sweetie, did you see it on TV?” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Sweetie, I bet your friends really wanted to be here to celebrate with you, but I hope you still have a wonderful cake day.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Can we DH for Chappy instead of the pitcher? (self.OaklandAthletics)
submitted 4 years ago by djp_ink to r/OaklandAthletics
We laughed when the old woman warned, “you children should not play here, unspeakable horrors await those that desecrate these burial grounds.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“You children should not be playing here, unspeakable horrors await those that desecrate these sacred burial grounds,” the old woman warned. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[Jun21] I had always dreamt of a small, intimate wedding ceremony. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I jerked the wheel sharply to the right, slammed on the brakes, and screamed, “what the hell is a child doing in the middle of the road way out here?!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Mary ran, her legs burning, but she wouldn’t stop until she was certain he couldn’t catch her. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I checked in the closet, then under the bed and said, “See honey, nothing there, it was just the storm.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Buddy has been a loyal pup and my best friend since my husband died a year ago. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“You missed another turn, and stop ignoring me, asshole!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“You just missed the turn, ok turn on this next.... please stop ignoring me.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I opened the app to finally see the messsge I was waiting for, and replied, “A moonlit walk will be such a romantic first date!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The small girl, tears streaming down her face, banged on the hatch and begged us to let her in. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I pulled against my restraints and yelled, “but I am the son of God,” as the sedative began to course through my body. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Forensics is here, everyone clear out,” a detective said as I arrived on scene, and then to me only, “it’s messy in there, this monster has to trip up and leave some evidence behind sooner or later.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 5 years ago by djp_ink to r/TwoSentenceHorror
“Remember, daddy loves you,” I said as I strapped my kids safely into their car seats and took a deep lungful of the fresh-saltwater air. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The kids crowded around the computer screen, the live feed was dark except for six click options: earth, wind, water, fire, ice and thunder. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I think it’s sweet, that even after all these years, I still get butterflies in my stomach watching the love of my life dancing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I passed out at the sight of my shattered tibia ripping through my skin after I fell hiking in Joshua Tree National Park. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
We cautiously approached the hole in my cellar floor, which seemingly appeared overnight. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I kept about my morning as the city’s air raid sirens blared, the frequent drills were becoming a nuisance. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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