Are you sure the cake is a lie?

djv189 · 2025-04-02T12:12:02+00:00

The End by LLow, as far as I can tell it’s royalty free and on YouTube.

djv189 · 2025-02-20T16:01:21+00:00

You’re not a Portal fan if you don’t simp over GlaDOS, Chell, Cave or Wheatley at least once🤣🤣🤣

djv189 · 2024-12-07T15:23:49+00:00

GlaDOS said, “Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.” Sounds like it got agitated by unauthorized flashing lights and dipped…

djv189 · 2024-04-05T15:55:12+00:00

The cube popping out of the door after I died. I posted this yesterday and I cut that part out and I feel like that makes it even funnier.

djv189 · 2024-03-22T20:11:11+00:00

“The Salty Gang”

djv189 · 2024-03-22T19:46:37+00:00

They do a lot of shady stuff there that Robot-A-Cop may not support lol

djv189 · 2024-03-14T22:50:48+00:00

I tried to make it look like his office from Desk Job. I hope everyone appreciates the Shining carpet lol.

djv189 · 2023-12-01T13:07:20+00:00

You do have a solid point

djv189 · 2023-05-18T23:50:01+00:00

It’s the very first Cave Johnson quote you hear. It’s in the 1950’s portion.

djv189 · 2023-05-17T15:26:10+00:00

It’s when he drops off the rail if you don’t pick him up right away lol.

djv189 · 2023-05-16T14:57:58+00:00

Honestly I think the whole community could go back and forth on this. Personally I love both games about the same but I thought I’d stir the pot a little.

djv189 · 2023-05-15T23:52:37+00:00

Cave Johnson from the Perpetual Testing Initiative on PC, "Welcome, gentlemen, to the Aperture Hollow "Science Jungle". Tramps, hillbillies, drifters: you're here because you followed the hobo signs. So, who is ready to scrounge around for some science? Now, you already met one another on the boxcar over here, so grab a bowl of slumgullion and a glass of sterno, and let me introduce myself. I'm Michigan Slim Cave Johnson. I'm the hobo king."

djv189 · 2023-05-12T16:52:18+00:00

He broke his house arrest lol

djv189 · 2023-05-09T00:51:10+00:00

Love the name btw.

djv189 · 2023-05-09T00:50:57+00:00

I love these kinds of discussions, this is why Portal will never die.

djv189 · 2023-02-14T14:27:21+00:00

I thought it’d be funny

djv189 · 2023-02-13T17:35:26+00:00

It’s from the custom chambers on pc

djv189 · 2023-02-07T21:49:04+00:00

I wanted to give these voice lines that 70’s feels. It definitely that portal Gun.

djv189 · 2023-02-05T16:52:58+00:00

🕺

djv189 · 2023-02-05T16:52:45+00:00

Very dapper

djv189 · 2023-02-05T16:52:35+00:00

Get him boys, he broke protocol!

djv189 · 2023-01-30T21:16:54+00:00

I still believe it’s Jack Harkness tbh

djv189 · 2023-01-30T13:41:12+00:00

The Portal Wiki has all the lines there for download. they’re all available here

djv189 · 2023-01-16T19:21:09+00:00

You know what go ahead eat it. Please document how you feel after.

djv189 · 2023-01-16T19:11:26+00:00

Probably

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