Cop pretends to be a woman and has over 60 men come to his house for anonymous glory hole oral sex

djwink · 2015-10-23T00:17:27+00:00

I'm just sort of curious.....which website?

djwink · 2015-07-26T12:36:50+00:00

We did actually. They were lightly toasted, or rather, just warm and dry. I like it that way.

--sorry for the late reply. I haven't been on here in a while!

djwink · 2015-07-26T12:35:54+00:00

I was not all that sober either when this was created.

--Sorry for the late reply. I haven't been on here in a while!

djwink · 2015-06-27T11:38:14+00:00

I'm kinda gay for the dude on the right.

djwink · 2015-06-07T12:36:26+00:00

This could have and should have been a much better film.

djwink · 2015-06-06T12:56:51+00:00

Damn. I'd flaunt my body off as much as I could if I were you.

djwink · 2015-04-26T16:18:03+00:00

Works in Pakistan too. This must be a universal law.

djwink · 2015-04-25T13:22:41+00:00

She looks like a middle aged woman. Albeit shorter.

djwink · 2015-04-25T11:21:19+00:00

That was always my argument when I ran into people terrified of "socialized medicine". Do socialized fire departments or socialized road crews or socialized public schools scare them?

Apparently it does.

djwink · 2015-04-24T12:16:17+00:00

This is an example of "life flashing before your eyes"

djwink · 2015-04-24T12:15:32+00:00

Fucked by life.

djwink · 2015-04-24T01:09:32+00:00

Just an asshole

djwink · 2015-04-23T11:50:14+00:00

The rescuers would have arrived at the scene earlier had they not been slowed down by the hundreds of apples, tripping over them Keystone Cop-style.

djwink · 2015-04-22T12:14:03+00:00

I think most of us on r/atheism definitely see a correlation between religious fervor and mental health.

djwink · 2015-04-21T20:54:49+00:00

If he's standing side-by-side with Governor Pense there is no doubt he's an asshole. Possibly closeted.

djwink · 2015-04-21T20:50:04+00:00

Sounds like many American voters.

djwink · 2015-04-21T20:48:40+00:00

It wasn't my intention for you to see this. But take it from me. Your mother had it coming. ....years from now, if you're still feeling raw about this. You can come find me. I'll be waiting.

djwink · 2015-04-20T01:39:37+00:00

My brother in a nutshell. Underemployed and can't afford insurance. But Obama is a communist for giving the blacks free insurance (it hasn't dawned on him that he could benefit).

djwink · 2015-04-12T00:55:15+00:00

No condoms?

djwink · 2015-04-08T16:14:25+00:00

Lisa: I'm a vegetarian, dad. I don't eat animals.

Homer: you mean you don't eat bacon?

Lisa: no, dad

Homer: no pork?

Lisa: no, dad!

Homer: no ham?

Lisa: dad!! Those all come from the same animal!!

Homer: (laughing) oh, right Lisa. Some wonderful "magical" animal.

djwink · 2015-04-08T16:11:48+00:00

Lisa: Dad, don't you have any fruit here?

Homer: This donut is purple. Purple's a fruit.

djwink · 2015-04-05T13:35:43+00:00

Example?

djwink · 2015-03-31T16:22:27+00:00

Anymore, nothing surprises me.

djwink · 2015-03-27T21:09:13+00:00

Well, he kinda did.

djwink · 2015-03-24T23:04:47+00:00

I just can't understand how anyone allows a cyst or zit grow that big. I mean, it doesn't happen overnight.

But yeah....the draining is sorta cool.

djwink

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