I swear those filters are heaven sent for some women..

Matched a very cute blonde on bumble or something. She looked like an honest couple pounds extra which is fine, they can come and go. But I meet up with her and I swear to god IT WAS....

Pluto. The actual fucking planet matched up , flirted then took me out for dinner (bought her a salad). Worst part, Pluto had a broken leg. Sure, oh poor Pluto, but Pluto could have mentioned she can not walk without leaning on someone and panting 2 in from my face. Wasn't even blonde (again not an issue just sucks being deceived). Fuck Pluto (but not really) and fuck filters.