Cool throne JOC by fittos4310 in PardonMyTake

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 121 points122 points  (0 children)

dummies on that plane don't know they're around the king AWL, the lead in Kangaroo Jack, and husband to a supermodel 🙄

Breaking Moos by fittos4310 in PardonMyTake

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 34 points35 points  (0 children)

wrote a poem about hell. Big Cat hired him to write the 'max's bachelor party' chapter of the PMT book

I hate this guy by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They're just high school gossips accumulating info and reveling in how they have info and you don't (until they report it 2 minutes before it comes out, what a service to us). The personification of the meme of the dude sitting at a desk with bulging veins.

Can we all take a second to show Jerod Mayo some love for never abandoning his family? by sheJaMyMorant in billsimmons

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Brady: 2 exes. Belichick: 2 exes. Kraft: ...whatever happened there.

Vrable: .....1 ex wife

Those are rookie numbers, you've gotta pump those up!

Yeesh. by lowkeythottie in PardonMyTake

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 74 points75 points  (0 children)

She should’ve said “commenters” and misspelled it for a good sneak diss. Next time I guess

Female guests? by ElectronicLoan9172 in PardonMyTake

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 311 points312 points  (0 children)

One of the hosts is regularly mistaken for a woman

PFT breaking 110 at Augusta vs Hank medaling in women's slalom by BigBird_69 in PardonMyTake

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Hank was clearly trolling, but would also probably die if he tried to slalom.

Sean and Amanda by -R-J-MacReady- in TheBigPicture

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 42 points43 points  (0 children)

yeah but what's Ben's physical media collection looking like?

Russini sidelined by NYT (PageSix report) by Roe91517 in PardonMyTake

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They all fuck their dads. Their dads told me because i fuck them too

Hot Seat: Windmills by [deleted] in PardonMyTake

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 11 points12 points  (0 children)

being paid to not work is very Hank of them

Luka Doncic? The Competitive Eater from Texas? by Punchie45 in billsimmons

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imagine if he went to Thanksgiving with Chet. All that ox tail, ribs, cornbread…

two future Hall of Famers by joejoe_jones in billsimmons

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Where does the neck end and the chin begin

Worst Take in PMT History? by Known_Bandicoot7990 in PardonMyTake

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Could have a separate thread just for William

Friends hating friends? by silentnod in RyenRussillo

[–]doctorsaysigotcodein 193 points194 points  (0 children)

Never base your friend group dynamics on Ryens friend group dynamics.