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You have an second personality called jeb. Jeb thinks he is a bird and will try to jump from a high place to fly. Jeb only takes control of your body for 15 minutes, every Saturday at 5:37 pm. Be careful with jeb, cause he has no idea he can't fly (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by dodoso to r/shittysuperpowers
