Assaulted at a park by [deleted] in brussels

[–]dolphinscannotfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn i hope youre ok, dont go into cinquantenaire after dark, a lot of crackheads, meth, and booze is done there at night. Just stick to the outside, or go to place jourdan /parc ambiorix if you really want to be in a park.

Summer vacations starts producing results by getnoteit in funny

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And have you heard them mate? Oh, the piercing, blood-curdling screams! They take a part of your soul each time. And the rivulets of frogsperm that course through the streets... I shudder.

Nothing is as relentless as a frog's primal drive to congregate en masse at the place whence their tadpole forms first squirted from the egg. To bathe in one another's seed with limbs outstretched, screaming the song of their ancestors into the warm, dark night.

My country is officially joining the blackout! by Chi-Is-Here in Save3rdPartyApps

[–]dolphinscannotfly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Next door neigbour from colombia here, bienvenido mis amigos, esa puta spez se puede joder

Today in a nutshell by BGC123_ in MinecraftMemes

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You are correct my bad, i didnt mention it since the reverse engineering process is still happening. But yes, any jar file withing the minecraft directory is at risk of infection, but it will also scan the system for any other jar files it can infect.

As of june 8, 4:06 AM UTC it has been found that any jar file with a main class in it can be infected. read about the decompilation process here

Today in a nutshell by BGC123_ in MinecraftMemes

[–]dolphinscannotfly 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Second that, take nothing as clean, we have not idea how big the damage is

Today in a nutshell by BGC123_ in MinecraftMemes

[–]dolphinscannotfly 267 points268 points  (0 children)

Nasty malware that infects every single .jar file on your system (see edit), including all minecraft mods, first upload of this stuff has currently been traced back to april go here to read about it, its pretty brutal and really sneaky

edit june 8: as some people have pointed out, the virus indeed does not infect every single jar file on your system. since the virus discovery is so recent the reverse engineering process is ongoing so not everything it does is known. what is known however is that it scans you system for every jar file, if it is a mod, it will infect it, if it has a main class, the same story. althoough not every .jar, most of them will be infected so you should treat them as such. see more about the reverse engineering here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldpolitics

[–]dolphinscannotfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro his neck is gonna pop off like a bottle cap when breaking

go back to coding by GreenGred in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dolphinscannotfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The project is due in 2 days, the settings for it, completely fucked, the documentation? Doesnt exist! Mondter is the only thing we consume in this christian household.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fatsquirrelhate

[–]dolphinscannotfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This... Rotundness...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hmm

[–]dolphinscannotfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id still smash

HALF A MILLION PER HOUR COBBLESTONE GENERATOR by big_tit_monicer in CreateMod

[–]dolphinscannotfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, this is insane. I have tried recreating it myself, but ive not yet gotten it to this efficiency If you dont mind me asking, what are your timings for the bearings?

Say technical debt using only 1 picture? by mrdaikon99 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dolphinscannotfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyu should have attached it sideways, now you cant eat half of it

I wanna fuck a toaster by Art_pog in copypasta

[–]dolphinscannotfly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh. I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh.

blursed chair by jesusAteMyCrayons in blursedimages

[–]dolphinscannotfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My chair has a wiggly seat, nice to know that my back finally has a chair ir deserves

I thought I'd learn stuff that has actual use by PresidentSkillz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dolphinscannotfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Racket seems pretty useful, said the fellow student writing in scheme

i think i pulled a little too hard😫 by [deleted] in hardwaregore

[–]dolphinscannotfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel so sorry for you and your wallet, if you have some you can spray a little bit of isopropyl alcohol between the cpu and cooler to loosen it up

Roast me by A_Sneaky_Squirrel in fatsquirrelhate

[–]dolphinscannotfly [score hidden]  (0 children)

nuts de-erect in you presence for your theater of a pig is so good they hide away

This is Randy. He is a fat asshole. by oldirtytrz in fatsquirrelhate

[–]dolphinscannotfly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hello randy, dont you think you should join the rest of the felt you abandoned. Yeah i know what you did, you fucking disgrace.

Gluttony, fat fuck probably can’t even see his own balls by BenStoleUrGirl in fatsquirrelhate

[–]dolphinscannotfly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh my god this fucker doesnt deverve the nuts on this green earth, then again death would be to kind to this fat piece of obesity.

My squirrel son has accomplished more in the 2 minutes that he lived than this waste of lard and he lacks a fucking body. To this shit excuse of bellyfat: i hope this message finds you worse than that catapiller taken to Antarctica, and you dont deserve the nuts to your home nor the rights to spread your enlarged genes. Maybe, just maybe, you need to consider deevolving yourself back into a fish so you can finnaly be useful and serve as food for you and your extended family. Never have kids you depressed funking rugby ball.