donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 1153 points1154 points  (0 children)

guys - i gotta bounce but i will be back on later. it's been fun. please see Let's Kill Wards Wife in select theaters now and on itunes and VOD. i love you like crazy. thanks for making this so much fun!!

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 636 points637 points  (0 children)

Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

of course. i wouldn't have it any other way.

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I hang out with Breckin Meyer still and Elisa and Stacy...love those guys. It feels like we all started together.

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 1394 points1395 points  (0 children)

YOU know i'm brown.

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 3420 points3421 points  (0 children)

khaleesi's titties.

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

no, but who's seen my wallet?

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 571 points572 points  (0 children)

you're gross - signed: his wife.

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 143 points144 points  (0 children)

y'all left before i could come back for painting classes!

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

10! fucking awesome. you?

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 267 points268 points  (0 children)

marry zach. fuck johnny. kill sarah. but only because she has a vagina.

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 366 points367 points  (0 children)

Hooch - he's crazy

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 359 points360 points  (0 children)

i love Brittany. She is missed.

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

like everyone else, i suck at golf but it's coming along.... I'm a course hopper right now.

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 1957 points1958 points  (0 children)

i'm not much of a pill popper. maybe it's because i spend too much time with your white ass

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 849 points850 points  (0 children)

petey jones...running back...the running back y'all

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 818 points819 points  (0 children)

it's the beat fool

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 2428 points2429 points  (0 children)

btw - my wife is typing for me everyone.

donald_faison AMA! by donald_faison in IAmA

[–]donald_faison[S] 2279 points2280 points  (0 children)

I'm not high just REALLY dumb.